Kate Beckinsale Prefers Her Sushi Warm and with a Clitoris
March 21st, 2008 by Evil Beet
Kate Beckinsale was being interviewed by Moviefone for her new film, Snow Angels, and they mentioned that she’d recently told a reporter that she’d rather eat vagina than sushi. They asked her to elaborate on that point. Here’s what Kate had to say:
I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.
At least a vagina would be warm??? Ew. Have you ever been eating a piece of sushi and thinking to yourself, “You know, this would be better if they’d microwave it first”? No. No one wants warm sushi. On the other hand, dudes always want to play with ice cubes on vaginas. I think Kate has it all backwards.
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March 21st, 2008 at 5:54 pm
ok, I rarely say this, but, “EWWW!”
March 21st, 2008 at 7:05 pm
I second that EWWWW
March 21st, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Women go “ewww!” but men laugh and then imagine her eating vagina.
March 21st, 2008 at 8:10 pm
that dress looks terrible up close
March 21st, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I prefer my pussy wet, warm, clean, fresh, and disease free not in that order.
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:58 am
Kate is funny and gorgeous!
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:57 pm
I’d buffet on her sushi and then have sex in her shitty & then a pint & chips in the international afterglow of dinner in London.
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:47 am
So is she saying vaginas smell like raw fish?
March 24th, 2008 at 2:25 am
You may be pretty. But how can we see you! Er that you told me that I can find you on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called myrichmatch.com.
March 24th, 2008 at 7:16 am
I would eat octopus, snake, and scorpians before I would eat anything on the female body. At least i’d have some self respect afterwards.
March 24th, 2008 at 7:57 am
They say sushi is an aquired taste. I don’t want that to happen.
March 25th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
that’s pretty much sick
March 26th, 2008 at 7:48 am
She must need attention.
March 31st, 2008 at 10:29 am
I say, let her speak her mind. It sounds funny and cute. Im sure she’s the greatest mom for being just that…