Someone Should Die for This
March 19th, 2008 by Evil Beet
I’ve always had this theory I wanted to try out. You know how there’s that far right lane on PCH that people can use as parking when it’s not rush hour? But then, when it’s rush hour, be it morning or evening, it is illegal to park there? And you know how people park there anyway? And it slows down traffic like all the way up to Oxnard? My theory is that we should make that a capital offense. Seriously when the cops see a car parked there during rush hour, they should not ticket it. They should hide behind it with a semi-automatic weapon, and then, when the culprit goes to drive away, they should shoot this person multiple times in the head until they’re good and dead. I think that would fix a lot of the traffic problem in Los Angeles.
Anyway, I’m wondering if we can apply the same theory to fashion. This dress? That Aubrey O’Day wore to Danity Kane’s album release party? Someone should die for this. We should find out who is responsible and murder that person. And maybe it would help clear up the fashion problem in LA.
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March 19th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
that dress looks like the packaging for the sex toy you posted about earlier.
March 19th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
swan lake barbie!
March 19th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
i think that dress is designed by heatherette..it looks sorta like the one that was on my super sweet 16..that skater girl and heatherette designed hers…
March 19th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
lol, i thought the same thing iiirene. and even though the dress was ridiculous, i secretly love teyana taylor so i loved that dress.
March 19th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I wonder what christian siriano would think of it…oh yeah…
HOT TRANNY MESS!!
But i still kinda dig it, its a crazy mess but for some reason it works for me, i think i just really like the colors.
March 19th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Did Puffy pick it?
March 20th, 2008 at 2:43 am
Wow…couldnt even tell that was her.
March 20th, 2008 at 9:08 am
is she trying to be one of those Fairy Barbie dolls??
March 20th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Very pretty dress. I want one for my own.
March 20th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Bwahahahaha! *wiping tears*
March 20th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
are danity kane still around?
March 21st, 2008 at 8:24 am
“look, Mommy! I made it all by myself!”
“That’s great, sweetie…”
“When I grow up, I’m gonna be a fashion designer!”
“Okay, sweetie… just keep taking your ritalin and you can be anything you want… now, get the hell outta here and take that fucking mess with you.”
“Okay, mommy!”
hot… tranny… mess…
March 21st, 2008 at 8:37 am
I’m still looking for the Care Bears!
March 26th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Did she look in the mirror before she went out??