And She Had Fun Fun Fun ‘Til Her Daddy Took 5 of Her 7 Outrageously Expensive Cars Away

March 19th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Britney’s dad is making her ditch some of her cars.

Brit currently owns seven, each of which is worth, individually, more than your life. Seriously. Ask your insurance agent.

A court granted the singer’s father on Monday the power to “sell or dispose of” an undisclosed number of her seven cars.

Lawyers for Jamie Spears stated that the cost of maintaining the fleet of vehicles was too expensive and that the sale of “a certain of” her cars “will save substantial expense to the conservatorship estate.”

“Dispose of”? Um, if you’re going to take one of Britney Spears’ cars to the local landfill, call me first. I’ll handle that for you.


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7 Responses to “And She Had Fun Fun Fun ‘Til Her Daddy Took 5 of Her 7 Outrageously Expensive Cars Away”

  1. just me says:

    Someone please get this woman a MANICURE!

  2. Cooter says:

    A car for every day of the week! Now what will match her under… Oh never mind that one.

  3. JS says:

    Who is that woman? Not Britney.

  4. lollylicious says:

    somebody should take those nails away from her

  5. cuddlesmcgee says:

    You can preach manners, organize, health rehab, budget her till the cows come home, but she will find a way to majorly screw herself and anyone else that is available, soon enough and fall right back into the mud hole soon enough.

  6. Slouchy says:

    once she gets out from under her Dad’s conservatorship thumb, the crazy will be back with a vengrance and the media will be there to feast on it.

  7. Priscilla says:

    she looks pretty here, clean

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