It’s Good to Be a Hooker
March 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet
We are all in the wrong line of work, folks.
The real money is in being a high-priced hooker.
That chick at the center of the Elliot Spitzer scandal, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, has been offered $1M by Joe Francis to do a photo shoot and tour for the Girls Gone Wild DVD.
“Her face is on the cover of every newspaper in the country,” Francis said in a statement. “It’s clear that the public wants to see more of her. This is a serious offer and I hope she gets back to me right away.”
Joe says she doesn’t have to pose nude — but you totally know she will — she just has to tell her side of the story and go on tour with him.
Ewwww … one million dollars, but you have to spend lots of time in close quarters with Joe Francis?
I’m not sure if I’d do it.
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March 18th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
“Pimping Ain’t Easy” is what I hear my homies on Cental Park East say all the time.
March 18th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
a million here, a million there…this chick needs to cash in and invest, and be set for life! if she’s smart, i think she can milk it real good.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
WOW she looks like a rat in this pic
March 19th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Photographer: “Okay Ashley. Show us your IQ. BEAUTIFUL!”