Donatella Versace Is Scaring Me

March 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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This lady really just needs to stay as far away from Versace-related events as possible. She is not helping their cause. Like, as soon as Versace starts selling a line of coffins, Donatella can show up to pitch them. Until then? Hide, woman, hide.

Donatella emerged from her crypt to attend the launch of the Versace Menswear line at Barney’s New York.

With all the plastic surgery this woman’s had, you’d think they could do something about her damn cankles. Those things are frightening!!!


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24 Responses to “Donatella Versace Is Scaring Me”

  1. Slouchy says:

    love how you labelled the images donatella_ick1 and donatella_ick2

  2. Cherilyn says:

    Ohmigod, you’re not the only one she’s scaring. Her face and feet are horrendous!

  3. Ricardo says:

    GROSS!! She does not need to be wearing those shoes or that dress!

    Something long and more age appropriate would make her look better and hide those monstrosities for sure!

    Now about her face…

  4. Ney says:

    WTF?! That shit scared the hell out of me, she looks like a horrendous mutant

  5. V says:

    wow… look at those cankels… no wonder her daughter’s an anorexic mess… ouch, that was mean. I’ll leave that to EvilBeet!

  6. rubyredrage says:

    i bet she got lipo on her calves and the fat has all gone to her ankles. ive heard (i.e jamie lee curtis said it) that when u get sucked somewhere, the fat just comes back in a different place.

  7. SA says:

    Just looks strange. I can’t understand what she’s doing there. And I was also told she is found at the celeb site millionairecupid.com with many hot pics posted. Not sure if she is also looking for some new fun.

  8. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Wow

  9. Lynn says:

    my….eyes…..are……burning aghhhhhhhhhh

  10. Sarah says:

    OMG anyone got a bag for her face SHIT IT’S THE ELEPHANT MAN

  11. Muffy says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Eyes of Green says:

    she looks like that Muppet off the Muppet Show, the one who played in the band.

    With all that money, you’d think she’d do something with a Good plastic surgeon. Ick is right.

  13. Cumalot says:

    I thought it was a drag queen.

  14. monkeywrench says:

    Why is this song “Land of Confusion” by Genisis playing in my head after seeing that photo?

  15. Priscilla says:

    i always thought she was a mess.

  16. Señor Loco says:

    Wait a minute — isn’t that Larry Storch from the old TV series “F-Troop”?

  17. snow ball says:

    ^that was funny senor loco

  18. SK says:

    She severely supports evolution. She has a lion face. Oh, insomnia, how you bring out the creativity within me.

    -SK/ greenwithepiphany@yahoo.com

  19. rodrigo says:

    WOW SHE IS HORRIBLE

  20. Lily says:

    They look like hooves.

  21. ophra says:

    that’s not donatella!!!!

  22. Anonymous says:

    I just cannot understand how/why this woman-beast could be anyone’s muse (apparently her brother’s)…and why oh why she chooses to wear such dime store ho outfits time after time is beyond comprehension. She really does give the Versace brand a bad name! And money certainly does not buy class…

  23. Anonymous says:

    that was just plain mean of me. Sorry.

  24. Peaches says:

    Those shoes look so painful – like they are two sizes too small. What’s wrong with her.? I hate being so superficial, but her exterior is almost too unattractive to look at. Sheesh.

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