Can We Have Sex and Then Go Shopping?

March 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Oh, Britney. Your acting skills are unparalleled. You forgot to add in the parts about driving around LA aimlessly, checking into assorted hotels and screaming “Fuck you” at the paparazzi, but, otherwise, this sounds like a common request fromm you.


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4 Responses to “Can We Have Sex and Then Go Shopping?”

  1. B*tchy says:

    CHEERIST! Britney needs to sell her fucking wighat collection and hire the team of stylists/miracle workers who got her repulsive vaginaface together for this show!! I’m such a loser … last night I set my tivo to tape the show … which I’ve never seen before. I’ve got renewed hope for tragically hideous people everywhere!!

  2. Anonymous says:

    But she looks GOOD.
    At least she doesn’t look like cracked out.

  3. Rita says:

    ahh she looks great :)

  4. Yum says:

    Where’s “video no longer available” when ya need it.

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