“Shut Up and Eat Your Cheetos!”
March 17th, 2008 by Evil BeetUpdate: Photo removed because it violated some manner of copyright blah blah blah. Sorry.
Jesus, Angelina.
Do you really want another?
You know, if you feel like it’s too much, you could just have the baby and then put it up for adoption in Africa. How much fun would that be??? There are plenty of needy African families who would know exactly what to do with a beautiful white baby.
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March 17th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
SO NOT NICE!
Read your blog every day, this picture is the reality of a child, white or black, won’t read anymore.
March 17th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Woo hoo….. this gives me hope that Brad will come knocking on my door… my kids cry over their damn cheetos all the time!
March 17th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
At least pretend you care about what children in Africa go through. If your parents had half the sense of a monkey’s ass they would have given you up for adoption.
March 17th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Wow beet.
March 17th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Well…if you guys think she crossed a line maybe you just don’t get it. And maybe you shouldn’t be reading gossip blogs. I’m sure PETA has a laugh-riot site you can visit.
March 17th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
no baby bump here hmmmm
March 17th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I don’t know…
March 17th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Why does anyone feed their toddlers Cheetos? It gives them that uncared-for, malnourished, orange-mouth. Sick.
March 18th, 2008 at 3:55 am
You know the Cheetos folks are orgasmic right now…and why are these folks getting up in the Beet’s shit? The racism is in your own hearts, the Beet is not mocking race here she’s mocking international-adopt-the-world-celebretarianism (made that up!). Oh, never mind, you’re not reading anymore.
March 18th, 2008 at 5:57 am
So at first glance (GLANCE, I say!) I thought this was Britney because of the whole Cheetos thing and I couldn’t see the other kid at the bottom. That’s funny.
March 18th, 2008 at 7:02 am
That comment sounds a little bit racist to me. Pleeeeaassee don’t go there. I’m curious, what will an African family do with a “beautiful white baby”?
March 18th, 2008 at 8:22 am
OMG! Lighten the fuck up people! If you can’t handle the gossip blogs then don’t bother!
March 18th, 2008 at 8:25 am
well, IMHO, children are always sacred
one can mess up about many a subject
but children are a no no
sorry Beet
March 18th, 2008 at 9:26 am
i’m kinda offended by this little writing piece.
i’m sure africans know how to take care of a baby regaurdless off color.
you obviously have no children, because you wouldn’t have written this peice of shit.
p.s. i despise brangelina
March 18th, 2008 at 9:44 am
I hate moms who think just because they let somebody nut all in ‘em and popped out a kid, they think they are the most wonderful people alive. I know plenty of worthless mother fuckers who have kids and would say far worse. So priscilla, i wipe my ass with your comment. xoxo
March 18th, 2008 at 9:46 am
leelee i don’t think im the best mother on the planet doll, and i hope you wipe your mouth to with my comment because you have shit coming out of it too.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Priscilla I want to kiss with my shitty mouth.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Lord have Mercy! This is obviously just a picture of a 2 year old having a little tantrum!!! You all calm down - Beet is not being racist, she’s being amusing - that’s her job!
March 18th, 2008 at 11:53 am
leelee who are you gonna kiss with that shitty mouth? your motherfucker of a mother? your obviously peeved because you were treated like shit as a baby, so sad for ya!
muah get better
March 18th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
youre both clearly idiots. its a draw
March 19th, 2008 at 8:35 am
she needs to have more children with her yummmy man if not I volunteer for that job any day I LOVE YOU BRAD
March 20th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I’m totally on Beet’s side here.
Great comment, Beet, you are so smart and witty!
Hate Angelina. The only thing she’s good for is getting preg.
March 20th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
lolli kiss my ahole! i’m not an idiot! hahahahaha
muah
March 21st, 2008 at 9:42 am
Priscilla is an uber-whore. She has more kids than she can count by numerous black men and sits at home on the computer that her welfare checks bought her. Priscilla has no friends and a stinky, stretched out pussy. Maury episode waiting to happen. ANYWAY, eat ass bitch. Just because people don’t have kids doesn’t mean they don’t have a fucking soul. Some people need to get over themselves.
March 21st, 2008 at 12:10 pm
san jose aka leelee…..lololololol, you are sooo racist!
hahaha don’t be mad!
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:59 am
Thats not me you twat. If I thought you were a nigger slut I would tell you so. You strike me more as a cock sucking coke whore. xoxo
March 24th, 2008 at 5:31 am
ok leelee aka sanjose whatever hahaha, why r u so mad at the world?