I Need to Divorce Paul McCartney ASAP
March 17th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Heather Mills McFugly finally settled her divorce from the Beatle — to the tune of $48.6 million.
It isn’t even close to what she was asking for originally, but still. I could live on that kind of money, I think.
“I’m so glad it’s over,” Mills said at an impromptu news conference. “It was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter’s future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with — because you know it has been my life for 20 years.”
Jesus, Heather, no one’s happier it’s over than me. Not only does it mean that I don’t have to read about your stupid divorce proceedings anymore, it means the door is officially open for my ass to get in there and divorce Paul McCartney.
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March 17th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
What is the difference between this woman and the chick that the Republicans used to take down Spitzer? They are both whores. In fact any woman that demands a ring on her finger, flowers, etc is a whore.
March 17th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
geez, just because you cant afford it doesnt mean you have to call a gal a whore
March 17th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Heather is, what I like to call, living the dream.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:41 am
form 250 to 50 mil. paul you scored hard! but 50mil aint bad, take the money and run heather
March 18th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
It seems as though they both made out well in the end. A divorce is a long and arduous process that is one of the hardest things a person will ever have to do. I have learned this from my work with http://www.firstwivesworld.com, it is an online community of support and help for women navigating through the various stages of divorce and life thereafter. A divorce is very emotionally and financially damaging and I’m sure does not bring out the best in people so at least it is over and they can begin moving forward with the rest of their lives.
Just my two cents
Ann Marie
March 18th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Golddigger
March 19th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Hell ya one legged golddigging skank
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:16 am
wow and I thought I was mean…one legged? come on
June 16th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
God, what a piece of trash she is - Paul is well out of it.