Paris Hilton Is Finally Going to Africa!
March 16th, 2008 by Evil Beet
After all her nonsense talk about how she was going to go to Africa and help the starving orphans, Paris Hilton will finally be boarding a plane to the far-off continent.
But not to help the orphans.
She’s going on tour with Good Charlotte, starting in South Africa.
Says Benji: “I’d do anything she wanted. I’m a really easy guy to read. Everyone can tell I’m really happy. She’s the most supportive [girlfriend], even as a friend, so supportive of everything I’m doing. And I try to be the same way for her.”
Yeah, dude, you’re pussy-whipped, just like all of Paris’s guys. Paris won’t make it through the whole tour. “I’m just happy to be together, so no matter where we are, we’ll have a great time,” she says, but I guarantee that after a week or so on a tour bus that bitch is gonna catch the first flight back to LA.
Maybe she’ll manage to throw a piece of bread to a starving child while she’s there or something.
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I guess Benji didn’t get the memo…..if you fuck her valtrex will be outcome.
“I’d do anything she wanted.” so ridiculous.
So strange l havent seen any fotos of them kissing.So cute that they play dress ups tho.
Maybe he waits till Paris puts a bag on her head so he can pretend its someone decent
Actually I think Parasite will think up photo opportunities of pix’s with cute orphans, special settings with specific safari fashion outfits {like Madonna in Malawi} and charge the institutions {Church fraud fronts} for the thrill of having her bring their abandoned plight to attention of the world and more charity monies, plus sell the clothes as new fashions and also have the villages sweat shop the merchandise.
He can write a song when Paris dumps his ass! Number one on the charts!
*Yawn* Paris is played out.
for some reason she looks like she’s up to something..like always
She should do something decent with her miserable empty life and try to do something for those people at the very least. I bet she’ll come back triumphant saying she saw the reality of that people and feels like we should all do something about it and stop complaining about our lives… Just wait and see…
STUPID SPOILED WHORE