I Call Bullshit
March 16th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Here’s former Miss Universe and former wife of Marc Anthony, Dayanara Torres, out shopping with son Cristian Anthony.
They’re supposedly shopping for baby gifts for Cristian’s new half-brother and half-sister.
Yeah, whatever. You know she’s gonna remove any actual gifts from those bags as soon as she gets home, replace them with some manner of explosive, and send them over to Chez Lopez.
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Skeletor must have some secret weapon cuz that face cant be the reason he’s hookin these bombshells, must wear some jungle juice pheromone shit, or juss has a really big dick!
Yes, she is cute, but I like curvy more just like women on http://plusmingle.com hope she can gain some weight and become curvy and attractive!
She’s getting J-Ho’s money from Mr. Cokehead aka Marc Anthony via child support.
im pretty sure shes gonna send poison just a guess tho
i sure as hell wouldn’t be buying my ex husbands cheating ass new wife he cheated with and most likely to be fugly kids any gifts! just give me my child support muthafucka! lol
Love the title: I Call Bullshit! ‘Nuff said.
I’m totally digging her outfit. Those jeans look really comfy, too.
I hope she’s not buying onesies. They hurt my naughty parts.
im guessing shes over M.A….but its good..cristian is adorable
Dayanara is so beautiful that makes JLo look like a hound dog.