The Titty Competition Is ON!
March 15th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Knowing her frenemy Nicole Richie would be sporting her huge post-pregnancy tits at the DCMA store opening in LA, Paris Hilton broke out her Super Ultra Power Bra to attend the same event.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha.
What a fucking bitch.
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March 15th, 2008 at 2:31 am
This bitch’s “cool” factor (if you could call it that) is fading away faster than her early twenties…
It’s gotta be sad to be past your prime youth years and begin to realize you’re the joke of a nation.
March 15th, 2008 at 9:54 am
gawd damn it, i need that hoodie!
March 15th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I spy a little eye.
March 15th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
way to go paris!
show ‘em whatcha got honey and put nicole in her place!!
March 15th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Hahahaha she hurt like hell all night with her loose ab and underarm skin pulled and squashed and forced into some puffy globes over falsie b cups.. Gonna get stretch marks and bruises girl..
March 15th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
paris are you still gonna be acting like a teen when your 30? grow up dumb bitch!
March 16th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Her face looks disfigured.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Why can’t Paris leave Nicole alone? Nicole has obviously moved on with her life and wants to distance herself from her childhood friend.
Paris needs to take her money and buy a clue.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Yum: That was the funniest shit I’ve heard in a long time!!!!!!!
March 17th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Hahaha…. ‘buy a clue’, good one PoliteTia
And yes I agree, Nicole has grown up (look what babies do Britney, you should know now you have two of those) But if Paris does that ‘moving on’ thing… Who is going to amuze us? -Besides Brit of course-
March 19th, 2008 at 8:43 am
STUPID SPOILED WHORE
May 24th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
awesome tits paris simply awesome
July 7th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
All of you fu@kers need to get on with your pathetic lives and leave the poor girl alone. I was once a hater until I met her. She is very nice and polite and sincere. So for all of you losers that are upset with the way that you look and feel about yourselves, get bent!
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
you’re a dead man, satan.
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
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August 2nd, 2008 at 1:01 pm
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August 2nd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
S_I_C_K
September 13th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
y cant u leave ppl alone wot she eva done 2 u besides flop her tits out ?
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:05 pm
all i gotta say ( lol ) is that she’s got some nice!! melons, shes never done/ and or “said” andthing wrong to me so just leave here alone and stop the nonsence lol,
November 28th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Whoops forgot to say that Paris lift up job looks greattttttt.
Hmmmm the things a wonder bra can do.