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Will Someone Please Shoot Rumer Willis in the Head?



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Just tell the cops you were aiming at her new haircut. They’ll understand.



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17 Responses to “Will Someone Please Shoot Rumer Willis in the Head?”

  1. cuddlesmcgee Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 1:09 am

    All the intrusive cursed force of ugly birth mutations and warped ego.. famous family damnation in Paris Hilton, Princess Beatrice of York, Kelly Osbourne etc.., is brought to mind. You wince at each desperately trying to convince us they are beautiful, witty with applaudable entertaining talents. What they say is true.. to one who was born to be the face of a talking candle, haunted tree, cartoon fish or teapot.

  2. Ricardo Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 1:13 am

    DAAAAMN she puts Jay Leno to shame!!

    In her case, I wouldn’t criticize her if she got some plastic surgery to fiz that boulder coming out her face…actually, I would be glad for her! Do it girl, do it!!

  3. Stacey Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 5:47 am

    Ugh, she’s even got fat knees.

  4. Pinkey Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 8:52 am

    She had the best gene pool to choose from, and came up with nuthin! I’m not gonna waste a bullet, the cigarettes will do it. *sigh*

  5. Melissa Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    She’s not ugly, she’s just not cute. And fuck… the eighties are over damn it!

  6. Just Saying Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Poor delusional child.

  7. Pinkey Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 10:50 am

    Bruce and Demi should have pushed her towards an education. She’s trying way too hard to be in the Hollywood “in crowd”. Hit the books, sweetie!

  8. El Whacko Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Why is she carrying a Hefty trash bag over her arm? Is she out collecting recyclables?

  9. Mr. Ed Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    Looks like she’s got a great feed bag there. Might look better over her head, tho.

  10. lollylicious Says:
    March 15th, 2008 at 10:03 am

    this poor girl cant please anybody whether shes in a cute casual outfit or glammed up for the oscars. poor thing.

  11. Rory Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 7:05 am

    Why is this girl even being photographed? Having famous parents does not automatically ensure that people will like you or find you attractive. And why does she think that she has a career?? The last movie she did was fucking STRIPTEASE and that’s because her MOM was the lead role.

  12. kate Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 8:47 am

    FUCK SHE’S UGLY MAN O MAN

  13. LizardAtSparks Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    I’m sure her parents said, it’s okay Rumer you’ll grow into your jaw one day.

  14. Suzi Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    You can’t reconstruct a whole jaw. What are the plastic surgeons gonna do crack open her whole chin. It can’t be done. Nothing can change a person’s skeletal feature only the skin, tissues, fat and muscles that cover the skeletal area. Not even plastic surgery can help this poor girl.

  15. Kate Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    Suzi-not true, skeletal cosmetic surgery can be done-I had it myself to reduce the size of my jaw. However, it is a procedure that was originally developed for male-to-female transsexuals and it is rarely performed on genetic females. It also takes 6 months to heal, so Rumer would have to hide from us for quite a while.

  16. Kate Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    Suzi-not true, skeletal cosmetic surgery can be done-I had it myself to reduce the size of my jaw. However, it is a procedure that was originally developed for male-to-female transsexuals and it is rarely performed on genetic females. It is also very painful and it takes 6 months to heal, so Rumer would have to hide from us for quite a while.

  17. WOOHOH Says:
    May 19th, 2008 at 5:19 am

    it’s simply not as bad as some people make it out to be, it’s all down to the context of people looking at pics of her putting her vs other celebs and having expectations, knowing who spawned her etc and how it might seem odd. she has eyes and character that is way above what is average, yes, she is no stunner - but is she on some note ok looking? OF COURSE.

    And yes the 80s is over but 70-80 influences when put to use correctly, or basically salvaging what is timeless IS NOT YOU FREAKIN DINOSAURS/MAINSTREAM GOSSIPGURRGLING LOSERS.

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