Guess What’s Going to Be in Britney Spears’ Mouth?
March 14th, 2008 by Evil Beet
That cigarette.
The one on that dusty-ass table. With the wilting flowers.
Right after she gets her boots on.
Chalk it up as yet another cylindrical object Britney Spears shouldn’t have put in her mouth.
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March 14th, 2008 at 3:39 am
ugh ugh ugh! She wears those nasty boots barefoot?
March 14th, 2008 at 8:40 am
I almost laughed because Beet is so funny, but then I couldn’t. *sigh*
March 14th, 2008 at 11:14 am
So… wait a minute. She didn’t run over any kids. She’s not dead. Her cabbage patch isn’t on full display or anything. Why the hell are you posting about her then??? Aren’t you sick to DEATH of this bitch yet?!?!
March 14th, 2008 at 11:17 am
she is such an exemplary and elloquant creature. I bet she smells like ciggies, regurgitates buttery nipples, and shame.
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March 14th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
ew. Just ew.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
yes judy
I had exactly the same reaction
March 14th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Her feets wilted the flowers?
March 15th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Short bus for the win