Adrian Grenier Needs to Zip His Fly
March 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Or does he?
Fly-zipping is such a menial task for such a big celebrity. Adrian, you shouldn’t have to invest precious time and energy into making sure your fly is zipped at all times.
Here, I have a good idea: how about you put someone else in charge of your pants zipper?
How about I be that person?
In fact, why don’t I just be the person in charge of all activities related to your penis?
You won’t be disappointed, Adrian! Call me and we’ll discuss the details.
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March 13th, 2008 at 12:29 am
nice guy. I heard he dated a model recently on celeb site MarryM illionaire. C O M
March 13th, 2008 at 2:51 am
I’m offering to be your replacement for those days you can’t make.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:24 am
beet wants to leave us to be vince’s zipper girl. sigh!
March 13th, 2008 at 5:24 am
and that could be a hairy job beet
March 13th, 2008 at 8:45 am
ouch….caveman
March 13th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Oh BEET, you lil perv! bless your heart
March 13th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
that boy is hidious!
March 13th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
ew but hes ugly
March 14th, 2008 at 10:10 am
i dont get it evil beet he is the missing link
March 19th, 2008 at 8:54 am
And shave
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