Yup. This Is Still Happening.
March 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Paris and Benji hit up LA Fashion Week events after spending the day together at a spa in WeHo.
Seriously?
He looks like a Blues Brother.
You know Paris is not having sex with him. I’m sorry, call her a slut all you want, I guaran-fucking-tee you this chick does not go home at the end of the night and spread her legs for this dude. It just doesn’t happen.
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March 12th, 2008 at 4:34 am
I feel like this is all an elaborate plot for that new ashton kutcher show. He has me second guessing everything i see now! We can never be sure! Maybe Anna Nicole isn’t even really dead!!!!!!!!!
er.. right. anyways.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:15 am
they are not dating.It’s said his profile was found on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called “Searching M illionaire .C o m “.Many fans are talking about it now.
March 12th, 2008 at 8:04 am
This reminds me of that movie ‘Cant Buy Me Love” where McDreamy pays the hot girl like a thousand dollars to go out with him for a month. Does she not know how fake she looks? Does he not know how PATHEDIC he looks?? Jesus.
March 12th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Regardless of everything that’s wrong with this picture, I totally love the dress. The gloves were a bad choice though. But that almost goes without saying.
March 12th, 2008 at 9:22 am
they are both fugly useless douchebags.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/
March 12th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
who cares about these dipshits, and ashton kutcher( aka: ass-n-cutch) is a lameass and needs to grow up already and quict doing these so called funny pranks, i mean he’s married to a 45yr old with step kids almost his age!
March 13th, 2008 at 8:07 am
they are sooooo banging each other. why would she stop now? all she does is lay there anyway.
March 16th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
what the hell is she wearing?? looks like a prostitute
March 19th, 2008 at 8:58 am
STUPID SPOILED WHORE