Explain to Me Why I Care About Michael Lohan’s Girlfriend
March 11th, 2008 by Evil Beet
I’m engaging in my typical afternoon activity — flipping through paparazzi pics while eating Honey Nut Cheerios — and I come across these shots of Papa Lohan and his girlfriend Erin and I’m like, “Ooh! New pics of Erin! Yay!” And then I’m like, “Oh, God, did I really just think that?” This girl is like three steps removed from genuine celebrity. And yet, somehow, I care. I guess that’s why this is my job, right?
Little is known about the elusive Erin — she’s an insurance agent and a licensed esthetician (fancy-speak for “manicurist”), and the two met at a Long Island coffee bar, where they were both talking to the same pastor. Wow. Maybe that’s how I need to land a guy: talk to more pastors in coffee bars.
People like to talk a lot of shit about how Erin looks really young and looks just like Lindsay, but I call bullshit on all that. She looks much older than 21, and she doesn’t look a thing like Lindsay.
Okay. Back to my exciting life of Honey Nut Cheerios.
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March 11th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
honey nut cheerios? yum!!
March 11th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Beet–I have to agree-she has a little game.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Aestheticians are not fancy manicurists. The two aren’t even close.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
You have a thing for blondes? Beets me. ha!
March 12th, 2008 at 4:57 am
Obviously, you need to get a life if you are sitting ther eating Cheerios in the middle of the day. Then again, if you actually have a “reaL” job, your boss should fire you for spending money on an employee who uses his/her time to talk about and judge people they don’t know. I am concerned, you are probably holed up in a dingy little apartment with nothing to do but contemplate the lives of others because yours is soo miserable.
Get a life.!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a job, get some excercise and go to church. Maybe you can start by praying ( if you even know God). Go to the mirror and look at yourself. DEEP INSIDE! Then throw away the Cheerios and “excorcise” your spirit.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:16 am
She is cute. But I am curious. She posted her personal pix on the celeb dating site SearchingM illionaire. c o m.what’s she looking for there?
March 12th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
omg michael. keep your preaching to yourself you bitter old twat.
and even if she does have a game, at least she’s better than dina lol
March 12th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
As a licensed cosmetologist, I must correct you. An esthetician is not a “fancy talk for manicurist” An esthetician is someone who specializes in skin treatments. Facials, electrolosis, etc… and if an esthetician gets a nursing license of any sort, they can go into a plastic surgeons office and be a medical esthetician and do post operative facial work. The schooling for it is actually pretty hard, I have a friend who went into that field after beauty school.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:58 am
OMG look at her shoes? Is she a nun or something??
March 13th, 2008 at 7:18 am
Michael sucks! *snorts*