Jeremy Piven Is So Cool

March 10th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Jeremy Piven at John Varvatos 6th Annual Stuart House Benefit, Pictures, Photos

T-shirt over a hoodie?

With pinstripe dress pants and belt?

And he hasn’t shaved in three days?

Here’s the saddest part: I’d still fuck him in a heartbeat.

Let’s be honest: I’d gang-bang the whole cast of Entourage. Including Emmanuelle Chriqui. Especially Emmanuelle Chriqui.


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10 Responses to “Jeremy Piven Is So Cool”

  1. Ricardo Says:

    This is what a straight guy thinks is fashionable.

    “Hey, I’m layering!”

  2. Persistent Cat Says:

    I’m with you except for Drama. Turtle staying depends on how drunk I am.

  3. Just Saying Says:

    What about Adrian Grenier?

  4. JK aka Mr. NYC Says:

    Man I’m glad I guess so much hipper

  5. Shady Says:

    I actually like the style, if only his shirt wasn’t tucked.
    Otherwise the outfit is hot XD

  6. JK aka Mr. NYC Says:

    Does he take his style from Kanye West? hahaha

  7. EVIL DICK Says:

    He dresses gay…I have no intentions of fucking him or anyone in that cast… what happened to the cool guys who wore straight leg wranglers and old Doors T…

  8. Donkey Punch Says:

    Nice wig he is wearing.

  9. just me Says:

    I think he is disgusting.

  10. yeah Says:

    Awww, Beet, you can do bettah. He’s a skeeze. No fuckie, eh?

    Respect yo’ sef…yeah yeah yeah….respect yo’ef…whoa whoa whoa…

    Anyways, you are bettah than this douchbag…he’s nothing but a disposable, ya dig??

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