Everything You Never Cared to Know About George Clooney’s Girlfriend
March 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Some dude who’s known Sarah Larson since fifth grade posted an extensive blog on his “friendship” with her.
It’s a pretty dull read — it seems like she was kind of a pain in the ass, but mostly just grew up behaving like any chick from suburban Washington.
But in case anyone cares, it’s here.
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March 9th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Her face is cute, but that dress is hideous.
March 10th, 2008 at 9:58 am
*Blowing raspberries*
March 10th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
the dress is awful on her in this pic and she’s a two- bit slut who opened her legs at him!! what a hooker she sounds like an ungrateful bitch who took advantage of a super hot “Hollywood Hot Shot”… Please for the love of the Movie “Xanadu” George Leave this little bitch and have a fine looking 26 year old not some “Whorehouse” Brothel Girl who won “Fear Factor”… she’s the reason you lost “Best Actor” to Daniel Day- Lewis at The Oscars!! case closed!!(
March 13th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Since when did George Clooney actually like women? He only uses them for photo opps. He just won’t come out of the closet, because he is disgusted by his real tendencies and ashamed.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Wow! The jealous hatred…
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
it’s the Irish guilt…they don’t come out until their parents are dead…old and longstanding truth