It’s My Website and I’ll Obsess Over Ali Larter If I Want To

March 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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You know, if most celebs showed up to an event in this dress, I’d be like “ARGH! Stab me in the eye!!”

But Ali?

Looks PERFECT.

I love you, Ali. I don’t want to date you — as I’ve said before, you’re a bit old for me, and I know you’re happily engaged — but if I could maybe get adopted as your little sister or something? That would be awesome.


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5 Responses to “It’s My Website and I’ll Obsess Over Ali Larter If I Want To”

  1. skeelo says:

    She’s 32, Beet. Can’t you find love in your heart for a full-fledged lesbian gromance (girl-on-girl romance) with a 32-year-old hottie like Ali Larter?

  2. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    EB when are you going to come completely out of the closet?

  3. iiirene says:

    she looks pretty with that dress on lol

  4. LuxLasVegas says:

    Beet… how old (or young) ARE you, if Ali is too old!? At any rate, I’m right there with ya on the A.L. adoration! She’s the tops, man! Lovely x3!

  5. sohhog says:

    32 isn’t that old, kate moss is older and she still lives like a teenager – a role model for the future years!

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