The Presleys Keep Procreating

March 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Lisa Marie Presley and Husband Michael Lockwood, Pictures, Photos

Yup, it’s true: Lisa Marie Presley, at the age of 40, is knocked up.

Lisa had eldest daughter Riley when she was just 22 — Riley’s 18 now, and has had a successful career as a model and as Ryan Cabrera’s girlfriend. Lisa’s also got a son, Benjamin, who’s 15. Both those kids came from a previous marriage to Danny Keough.

This time around, the baby daddy is Michael Jackson.

Naw, I’m kidding, you know those two never had sex. On account of her vagina.

The father is Lisa’s current hubby, music producer Michael Lockwood. He’s the guy in the picture above. He’s supposedly 46, but he looks about 17. He looks like that douchebag who wears the top hat to prom. He looks like he’s going to prom.

Anyway, Lisa’s also supposedly got an album coming out in 2008.

Congrats to the happy couple!


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9 Responses to “The Presleys Keep Procreating”

  1. Shady says:

    She’s pretty and there is no way he’s 46. like holy shit. i’d say 30 max. XD

  2. heloe says:

    nice girl.I just read her blog on a celeb site called ‘Searching Millionaire DOTcom’.can’t believe she is also a good writer.

  3. Donkey Punch says:

    Another stupid Scientology bitch. The reason she married Michael was to recruit him but it didn’t work.

    The loser in the photo with her must also be part of the cult because they only surround themselves with other brainwashed zombies.

  4. iiirene says:

    if shes happy were all happyy

  5. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Hunka Hunka burning love.

  6. Linda says:

    She’s really nice and pretty. Just remembered, I’ve seen her pics and blogs at a celebrity site called millionairecupid.com. She is a nice bloggerand has posted many hot topics there.

  7. danya says:

    I totally agree with Donkey Punch. Just another brainwashed asswipe out to recruit others.

  8. crazy legs. says:

    i thought she had three children not two?
    oh well besy wishes to her!!
    Dag everyone is preggers

  9. SQ says:

    She’s beautiful, But Why does he look like Diane Keaton?

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