Being Britney’s Father Is Finally Starting to Pay Off

March 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Not that watching your twenty-something flesh and blood endure years of life-threatening mental health crises isn’t reward enough, but now Britney Spears’ dad has something else to brag about: he’s on his daughter’s payroll.

A court has ordered Britney’s estate to pay Jamie Spears $2,500 in weekly compensation and authorized him to lease a car, just after they extended his conservatorship of Britney through this summer.

You know, we kept patiently waiting for Britney’s mother to do something to help her, when, in fact, what she really needed was her daddy.


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7 Responses to “Being Britney’s Father Is Finally Starting to Pay Off”

  1. cuddlesmcgee says:

    Britney responds to males.. any male.

  2. Aurora says:

    Who cares what hes getting paid, just as long as he makes her shower, or hoses her down in the back yard and he makes her wash that fucking weave out every other day for krist sake.

  3. Rita says:

    wow. disgusting. i can’t believe she thinks those damn fishnets look good. however, just lookin at her legs, i can tell shes finallly losing weight.

  4. Pinkey says:

    It’s been a while since I’ve seen her va jay jay, so he’s earned every dime.

  5. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    I need Brit like Paris needs valtrex.

  6. Maritza says:

    Her father deserves more, I’m sure he can’t wait for her to get her act together so he can go back home and out of the spotlight. The man is doing a good job.

  7. Nicole says:

    She looks like edward scissorhands here

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