Quotables

March 6th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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“It was my hope that in texting both ladies, I would make it onto Page Six, so everybody wins.”

Jeremy Piven, who got busted texting ‘Come meet me’ to two models he met separately at a party in NYC. Unbeknownst to Piven, the two women were friends, and showed each other the text messages and laughed about it. This is what Jeremy — who’s supposed to be exclusively dating model Lillian Grant — had to say when Page Six confronted him with the story.

I adore this guy.


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14 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. ninja says:

    haha :D

  2. cuddlesmcgee says:

    It was my hope that someone would think of me as manly without having to date those cootie infected girls mom!

  3. iiirene says:

    and they laughed about it lol? i wonder if his “gf” knows about that haha.

  4. Ashley says:

    the ‘pivenator’ strikes again. what a sleaze…but a cute sleaze at that! :)

  5. bartlez says:

    That is so funny. If my boyfriend got caught doing that in page six I would laugh my ass off, beat him, and keep him on a tighter leash, which is clearly what he wants :) CALL ME

  6. rerry says:

    btw, I saw this pic before on a celeb site called ‘Searching Millionaire dotcom’! Is that fake or real?

  7. Lillian Grant says:

    Jeremy you little dog. I’d dump you if I could afford it!

  8. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Pimping aint easy.

  9. Melissa says:

    epitome of douchebaggery… he just has that air about him. the kind that makes you want to take a baseball bat to his chompers.

  10. Slouchy says:

    Douchebaggery? Thanks, Melissa – that made me laugh. And yes, there is something about him that makes me want to smack him.

  11. Pinkey says:

    He’s gonna take remedial Pimping 101.

  12. Laura says:

    Those girls should have both met up with him and pretended to be crazy & violent over the situation.
    Everytime i see his face, i think of him as the grocery store clerk in “Singles.”

  13. mambaX says:

    I guess he behaved like most people do
    but there was the pitfall waiting for him

  14. Anonymous says:

    kudos to finding such a wonderfully unflattering picture of the pivert

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