Hi, I’m Ivanka Trump, And I’d Totally Golf If My Legs Weren’t So Long As to Make the Whole Endeavor Pretty Much Impossible

March 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Ivanka Trump Hosts Callaway Golf Girls Club, Pictures, Photos

Here’s Ivanka Trump, hosting some sort of golf thing for women in NYC.

I love how, most of the time, she’s holding the golf club as though she might break into song and dance with it, like Gene Kelly with an umbrella. Oh, if only the skies could open up and rain golf balls on her head.

This girl doesn’t know a thing about golf. Looking great in heels, though? She’s got that part down.

Ivanka Trump Hosts Callaway Golf Girls Club, Pictures, Photos Ivanka Trump Hosts Callaway Golf Girls Club, Pictures, Photos


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9 Responses to “Hi, I’m Ivanka Trump, And I’d Totally Golf If My Legs Weren’t So Long As to Make the Whole Endeavor Pretty Much Impossible”

  1. lalay Says:

    She is cute.. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Many men winked at her there.

  2. Yum Says:

    Fine! You win, I’m going to your stupid millionaire website to find love or whatever. But please fuck off already. Um, Ivanka’s silly.

  3. Melissa Says:

    So what’s the deal with Patrick Swayze? Have you heard any news about him yet? If the story is true, then that sucks something awful.

  4. Yuk Says:

    Yum! Please stay away from those spam websites! You normally get a computer virus and your identity stolen. I was lucky and got anal warts. BEWARE!

  5. snow ball Says:

    spammers damage the blogging community

  6. JK aka Mr. NYC Says:

    She’s hottt just hope she doesn’t age like her fugly mother.

  7. EVIL DICK Says:

    She could wrap her thighs around the back of my head for about a week or so…..

  8. jim Says:

    Ivanka is effing HOT! And she knows it! I would love to date her just once to actually talk to her, and see her up close, I know her ass doesn’t stank!

  9. MK Says:

    harsh comment JK

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