Ally Hilfiger Can Count, As Long as You Start at 8 and End at 8
March 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet
I love me some Ally Hilfiger.
I know she’s like a Z-list celebrity, but, come on, people, I also know you watched Rich Girls and loved it despite yourselves.
When she’s not busy being a reality TV star, or producing documentaries or fashion shows or vomit, Ally Hilfiger is painting. And, on Tuesday night, she debuted her latest set of paintings, titled “Series of Eights.”
Get it?
Because they all have the number eight in them. And also because they look like an eight-year-old painted them.
Jesus, I’m such a bitch. I’m sorry, Ally. I don’t know you and I don’t know art. But you starred in a reality show called Rich Girls once, and that means I get to be scathingly cruel to you whenever and wherever I so choose. It was like writing a blank check of meanness and handing it to the media. You didn’t know that when you were 18, did you?
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I would buy one, 8 is a nice number.
Hey! Isn’t eight also the number of times she vomits after every meal?
I remember the show! There was an episode where her Dad’s out of town and she calls him crying, because she is hungry and wants a burrito (but can’t cook or grocery shop)! That was great.
god she is fug
8 because of 8-ball
also, it looks like her teeth don’t fit in her mouth
What a troll, but she’s rich hahaha
Thank goodness she’s rich, JK, ’cause she looks like her father.
nice paintings, I like 8 too – when you turn it on its side it’s infinity……..
Is the show coming to Paris?
Ya mon