Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Obsessing Over Chris Crocker
March 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
My God, I love this kid.
He’s everything that’s right about Hollywood.
Here’s Chrissy (aka Heidi Montag) out shopping on Robertson.
Be sure to click the thumbnail to learn more about how Chris fits into those pants.
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March 4th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
We all know how he fits in those pants, no food, tuck, repeat.
March 4th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
She is cute.. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Many men winked at her there.
March 4th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
ITS A HE.
March 4th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
I HATE!!! this fucking guy. If I was a gay man, I wouldn’t let this fool anywhere near my pork. He looks like the kind of guy that would do just about anything for $25. Did I mention that I hate this guy? Cuz I hate this guy… filthy stupid fuck.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:42 am
i think he’s a cutie too
March 5th, 2008 at 8:25 am
sick, sick, sick…
March 5th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Is that a lip gloss in his pocket or is he just happy to see us?
March 5th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Gross just kill yourself Ms. Chris Crocker
March 5th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
i dont know but he looks like avril levinge to me, and his nuts must hurt like hell everytime he sits down.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
he just wants to be famous..
March 6th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
ohhh my, i thought it was a she but it turns out it is a he, no matter what it looks like a she???????
March 7th, 2008 at 7:20 am
well for one thing chris crocker is a gay GUY!!!!!! for another WTF!!!!!
June 27th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
i would do him/her
November 24th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Okay,I really have nothing at all against gays,really dont,but if he is going to wear girls skin-tight skinny jeans,at least learn how to tuck in. Seriously thats discusting other wise.