Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Obsessing Over Chris Crocker
March 4th, 2008 by Evil BeetMy God, I love this kid.
He’s everything that’s right about Hollywood.
Here’s Chrissy (aka Heidi Montag) out shopping on Robertson.
Be sure to click the thumbnail to learn more about how Chris fits into those pants.
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We all know how he fits in those pants, no food, tuck, repeat.
She is cute.. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Many men winked at her there.
ITS A HE.
I HATE!!! this fucking guy. If I was a gay man, I wouldn’t let this fool anywhere near my pork. He looks like the kind of guy that would do just about anything for $25. Did I mention that I hate this guy? Cuz I hate this guy… filthy stupid fuck.
i think he’s a cutie too :D
sick, sick, sick…
Is that a lip gloss in his pocket or is he just happy to see us?
Gross just kill yourself Ms. Chris Crocker
i dont know but he looks like avril levinge to me, and his nuts must hurt like hell everytime he sits down.
he just wants to be famous..
ohhh my, i thought it was a she but it turns out it is a he, no matter what it looks like a she???????
well for one thing chris crocker is a gay GUY!!!!!! for another WTF!!!!!
i would do him/her
Okay,I really have nothing at all against gays,really dont,but if he is going to wear girls skin-tight skinny jeans,at least learn how to tuck in. Seriously thats discusting other wise.