Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Obsessing Over Chris Crocker

March 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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My God, I love this kid.

He’s everything that’s right about Hollywood.

Here’s Chrissy (aka Heidi Montag) out shopping on Robertson.

Be sure to click the thumbnail to learn more about how Chris fits into those pants.

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14 Responses to “Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Obsessing Over Chris Crocker”

  1. bartlez says:

    We all know how he fits in those pants, no food, tuck, repeat.

  2. lalay says:

    She is cute.. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Many men winked at her there.

  3. Claire says:

    ITS A HE.

  4. Melissa says:

    I HATE!!! this fucking guy. If I was a gay man, I wouldn’t let this fool anywhere near my pork. He looks like the kind of guy that would do just about anything for $25. Did I mention that I hate this guy? Cuz I hate this guy… filthy stupid fuck.

  5. nobradpitt says:

    i think he’s a cutie too :D

  6. howie says:

    sick, sick, sick…

  7. Yuk says:

    Is that a lip gloss in his pocket or is he just happy to see us?

  8. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Gross just kill yourself Ms. Chris Crocker

  9. Priscilla says:

    i dont know but he looks like avril levinge to me, and his nuts must hurt like hell everytime he sits down.

  10. iiirene says:

    he just wants to be famous..

  11. Eden says:

    ohhh my, i thought it was a she but it turns out it is a he, no matter what it looks like a she???????

  12. Anonymous says:

    well for one thing chris crocker is a gay GUY!!!!!! for another WTF!!!!!

  13. Anonymous says:

    i would do him/her

  14. Anonymous says:

    Okay,I really have nothing at all against gays,really dont,but if he is going to wear girls skin-tight skinny jeans,at least learn how to tuck in. Seriously thats discusting other wise.

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