Jeri Ryan Had a Baby
March 3rd, 2008 by Evil BeetJeri Ryan is more relevant than you may think.
I know we’ve been over this before, but this woman may end up being single-handedly responsible for this country electing its first black president in 2008. And you just thought she was that chick from Star Trek.
Anyway, since divorcing politician Jack Ryan in 1999 and setting in place a series of events that would, nearly a decade later, result in Barack Obama emerging as the front-runner for the U.S. presidency, Jeri’s remarried, and she just had a baby.
Little Gisele Eme was born Sunday in Los Angeles, weighing 7 lbs., 13 oz. Mother and baby are healthy.
Congrats, Jeri!
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March 3rd, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I love this lady! Thanks for Obama! Baby girls are a wonderful gift.
March 4th, 2008 at 12:00 am
Damn she’s FUGLY.
March 4th, 2008 at 1:23 am
She is so damned sexy. Wish we had more photos of her instead of that white trash fat pig Britney.
March 4th, 2008 at 2:29 am
@ :-l Sax
March 4th, 2008 at 6:30 am
Obama? Back story, please: what’s her connection to Obama?
March 4th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Aaaannd that picture shows that some (few??) women do not look like cows when they are pregnant!
March 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Text God:
The backstory is here:
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/10/28/well-i-guess-jeri-ryans-pregnant/