I Guess Reese and Jake Are Still Bumping Uglies
March 3rd, 2008 by Evil Beet
I don’t know that there’s a Hollywood relationship I care less about — actually, that’s not true, I care about Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen slightly less — but, for those of you who do care, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gylllllenhaaaaal were out shopping together in NYC this weekend.
So there.
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March 3rd, 2008 at 2:49 am
He can do better!
Hes like the hottest man in Hollywood, and Reese Witherspoon looks like the poster child for the white-picket-fence-housewife-to-be…soooo booooring.
She sucked the hotness out of Ryan Phillipe!! He used to be hot till he married her, then no one cared about him anymore.
(although he looks hot in the trailer for the new movie with channing tatum hehe)
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:55 am
When people don’t have inteligence they spend their life in things without importance. I hope that I can’t see these two idiots again in film industry. They take place of profissional actors and actresses and they are incopentent.
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:23 am
looks like someone needs to learn to spell before talking about “inteligence” and being “incopentent”
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:42 pm
hahaha dodohead is right
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Hey you guys, don’t forget profissional!
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Idiots was spelled correctly, go figure.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
i think jake is so hot
and reese and jake do make a cute couple
atleast i think so.
March 4th, 2008 at 12:13 am
When you say bumping uglies did you mean bumping his cock with her fugly ass mug piece? Ricardo I hope you’re a chick calling dudes “hot”.
March 4th, 2008 at 10:29 am
What is it with gay men and Channing Tatum?
March 4th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
i watched brokback the other day, and i can’t see jack twist with anybody other then ennis delmar…..
July 25th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
“i(I) think jake is so hot(,)
and reese and jake do(you don’t have to say do, you can say make a cute couple, irene) make a cute couple
atleast(at least) i think so.”
iiirene(Irene) that would be your opinion.
Anyways, i think (as usual) Jake looks like a ( i belive they in the olden days called their toilet “chamber pots” but i’m not sure)chamber pot while reese is the sh*t going into the pot.
But other than that they are a couple of absolute unimportance.
Thank you for your time
Jennifer
(also if you want to swear and critizice me do so, because i wont listen…Trust Me!)
July 25th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
This was just a correction
“won’t” “toilets” “chamber pots” “while reese’s sh*t is going into the pot” “(Also if you want to swear at me, critizice me, et cetra. Do so, because i wont listen…Trust Me!)