I Am Going to Be Nice to Heidi Montag Because Her Brother Just Died

March 3rd, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Oh, Heidi, this is terrible timing.

Just when I’m getting ready to lay into you good over that godawful Britney Spears duet, news broke that your stepbrother died on Thursday.

So I’d say you’re getting off easy, but something tells me there’s nothing easy about this.

Heidi’s stepbrother, a veteran of the war in Iraq, died last week in a freak accident, when he fell off an icy roof in Colorado. He’d been discharged from the Army just a month ago.

Heidi released the following statement:

“Losing my brother, at an early age is such a tragedy. I just loved him more than anything. He was just so patriotic. He really wanted to go to and help and do all that he could for his country. He felt like it was his duty. I’ll really miss him.”

My thoughts and prayers are with Heidi and her family.


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7 Responses to “I Am Going to Be Nice to Heidi Montag Because Her Brother Just Died”

  1. Shan Says:

    I couldn’t listen for more than 30 seconds.

  2. Just Saying Says:

    Sorry to Heidi. He was a soldier, and served his country. RIP.

  3. Jinxy McDeath Says:

    If Heidi really cared, she’d go home and “retire” to devote herself to his memory. Leaving one less skank in LA.

  4. JK aka Mr. NYC Says:

    RIP to the homie lol damn I must STOP hanging with my crew on Central Park East they’re bad influences lol.

  5. Lee Lee Says:

    Girlfriend, those tits of yours are SOOOOO fake. What a fug.

  6. Donkey Punch Says:

    I couldn’t give a shit if those tits are fake. She looks good and I understand why fat girls are jealous.

  7. Stevie Says:

    I’m sure over the next month we will find out that prattboy pushed him off the roof. And yeah theyre fake but i think they are just a smidge TOO big, she is a very tiny girl and yes shes hot but its just a little disproportionate….. and her FACE….. God dont get me started.

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