I Needed a Good Laugh
March 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet
So, per usual, I’m having an awful day. When I feel like I’ve finally lived through the worst of the awful days, it seems I learn there’s an even worse one on the horizon. I certainly hope you’re having fun here, God.
But just when I think that absolutely, positively nothing could make me crack a smile today, there’s Paris Hilton. And her frappuccino. And her shaman.
Thank you, Paris. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
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They should totally be trying to catch flies with chopsticks
Aww, Beet, you’re breaking my heart! I’ve gotten a lot of enjoyment out of this blog for quite some time and I hope life gets better for you really soon.
What does her shaman DO? This photo looks totally staged.
never understood the difference between these gurus and the homeless, especially if you cannot take a close look at them.
In Paris World thats Bring A Bum to Starbucks Day!! What a lucky homeless guy, maybe she blew him too???
i would have never thought in a million years id see a picture of paris with a shaman.
she is such a fucking dip shit.
When you said “I certainly hope you’re having fun here, God” I thought you meant that that was God, sitting right there in the car. I wonder if God will pay for your frappuccino if the two of you are out on the town?
The world simply loves Paris “Bumpy Vajayjay” Hilton.
who drinks hot coffee with a straw?
Surprise! A reliable source said she posted a profile at a celebs dating site named Rich romances.com which is a site for beautiful people. It is said she is interested in dating handsome and wealthy men.
you are right beet this is too funny *wiping tears and sighing*
You got punkd
hey beet check it out
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/06/ashton-kutcher-punks-the-_n_90175.html
sorry to say it, but here is my logic this was a joke for a new show about punkin the Paparazzi, which he did, then you (my favorit gossiper by the way) played into their plan and wrote about it, so in the end, I guess that means you got punkd!!!!
do you even read these? I found a shirt you were looking for a while back and and you never made mention of it, so I was wondering if you had time to read them at all. I hope you get this, id hate to not have you inform everybody of this…