I Needed a Good Laugh
March 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet
So, per usual, I’m having an awful day. When I feel like I’ve finally lived through the worst of the awful days, it seems I learn there’s an even worse one on the horizon. I certainly hope you’re having fun here, God.
But just when I think that absolutely, positively nothing could make me crack a smile today, there’s Paris Hilton. And her frappuccino. And her shaman.
Thank you, Paris. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
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March 1st, 2008 at 9:50 pm
They should totally be trying to catch flies with chopsticks
March 1st, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Aww, Beet, you’re breaking my heart! I’ve gotten a lot of enjoyment out of this blog for quite some time and I hope life gets better for you really soon.
March 1st, 2008 at 11:18 pm
What does her shaman DO? This photo looks totally staged.
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:45 am
never understood the difference between these gurus and the homeless, especially if you cannot take a close look at them.
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:12 am
In Paris World thats Bring A Bum to Starbucks Day!! What a lucky homeless guy, maybe she blew him too???
March 2nd, 2008 at 9:24 am
i would have never thought in a million years id see a picture of paris with a shaman.
March 2nd, 2008 at 12:26 pm
she is such a fucking dip shit.
March 2nd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
When you said “I certainly hope you’re having fun here, God” I thought you meant that that was God, sitting right there in the car. I wonder if God will pay for your frappuccino if the two of you are out on the town?
March 2nd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
The world simply loves Paris “Bumpy Vajayjay” Hilton.
March 2nd, 2008 at 6:50 pm
who drinks hot coffee with a straw?
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Surprise! A reliable source said she posted a profile at a celebs dating site named Rich romances.com which is a site for beautiful people. It is said she is interested in dating handsome and wealthy men.
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
you are right beet this is too funny *wiping tears and sighing*
March 6th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
You got punkd
hey beet check it out
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/06/ashton-kutcher-punks-the-_n_90175.html
sorry to say it, but here is my logic this was a joke for a new show about punkin the Paparazzi, which he did, then you (my favorit gossiper by the way) played into their plan and wrote about it, so in the end, I guess that means you got punkd!!!!
do you even read these? I found a shirt you were looking for a while back and and you never made mention of it, so I was wondering if you had time to read them at all. I hope you get this, id hate to not have you inform everybody of this…