I Do Not Understand the Adriana Lima Thing

March 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Sure, she has a killer body, but look at that face!

Not hot.

Here’s Adriana being not-hot at some press conference at some fashion thing in Mexico City.

Now I’ll be quiet and you all can remind me of just how jealous I am.


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79 Responses to “I Do Not Understand the Adriana Lima Thing”

  1. Betty says:

    her face looks like plastic and i don’t think she is that beautiful

  2. Ashley says:

    What a butterface. Yuck.

  3. Ernestine says:

    Wow. Um. I feel pretty, at least!

    In Adriana’s defense, those are certainly the very worst pictures of her I think I’ve ever seen. Was she stoned or something?

  4. lollylicious says:

    a full-on monet for sure.

    she looks like anna nicole smith but even worse.

  5. Mi says:

    look at the sweatmarks under her arms. Either it’s superhot in Mexico, or this girl needs a new deoderant. Probably both.

  6. >>|R O B I N && M A R K| says:

    ewww she looks like a Sweedish man

  7. >>|R O B I N && M A R K| says:

    ewww she looks like a dyke

  8. >>|M A R K| says:

    ugh omg

  9. -->>|M A R K| says:

    ok im over it

  10. UgliestGuy says:

    I’d lick her sweaty armpits.

  11. cuddlesmcgee says:

    Her eyes are tilted wrong, put on the wrong side of her face and are UPSIDE DOWN! FReaKin’ FREaky.

  12. ps says:

    So you took a few bad pictures out of an otherwise good collection of pictures? First one was just snapped at an unfortunate moment with her lifting her upper lip, making some face.

    Look here and tell me she’s not good looking:

    http://www.casperchristophersen.com/liverpool

    From the exact same event.

  13. Mi says:

    She does so not look like a Swedish man!

  14. gia says:

    oh please!! she is gorgeous!! she just doesnt take a perfect picture 100% of the time. she always looks phenomenal in victoria’s secret catalog & commercials.
    her hair & make up at this event doesnt look that great on her though. her hair looks thin & its an ugly style & her lipstick is too pale.

  15. Smile, Honey. says:

    She looks eerily like Anna Nicole Smith.

  16. Horse Marine says:

    She can occasionally look like the antichrist, as evidenced by the first picture. Candids are not her forte; she always keeps her mouth open, like stupid people do, and I think she only has two or three facial expressions in total.

    However, she can look uber gorgeous in professional photo shoots because they make her close her mouth and they put pretty clothes and makeup on her.

  17. jay says:

    Anyone saw the pics ps postes from the same event? She looks amazing in those and they’re candids.

  18. meh.. says:

    she looks like jordan in these pics

  19. Priscilla says:

    yall are soooo fuckin jealous it’s pathetic! i bet any of ya that say she isn”t “that” good lookin would trade lives with her in a heartbeat! buncha haters

  20. Nicole says:

    I checked out a bunch of other pictures of her, besides the ones here. And yes, she can look very pretty, I’d love to look like her. But there is just something very odd with her eyes….like they are going to roll back any second or something. I only saw one or two photos that werent creepy like that. VERY STRANGE.

  21. marke says:

    The first picture looks sexy~~~Does she have got married? I found some pictures of her at Rich romances.com. I am just curious~~~

  22. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    She looks like Anna Nicole Smith

  23. Kim says:

    I never thought she was attractive but these are definitely bad photos of her.

  24. Adere says:

    I’d stay a few miles away when there’s a full moon. I can hear her howling already.

  25. Stevie says:

    No Beet, you are right. This bitch is just a sweaty butterface.

  26. Stevie says:

    OK ok I looked here http://www.casperchristophersen.com/liverpool
    and as long as shes not smiling with all teeh exposed she looks hot, and her eyes aren’t even creepy, those are just hideous shots.

  27. Anonymous says:

    lol these pics freaked me out when i looked at them

  28. Gossip Queen says:

    OMG is it just me or she just look like a tanend anna nicole smith??????

  29. Caz says:

    I think they are just really unfortunate photos… but anyway she looks damn hot when she’s walking down the runway in her underwear and really who the hell is looking at her face then??

  30. Sensible says:

    She has a very pretty face, this is obvious but beauty is subject to interpretation. I think the main thing is, though a person can have a beautiful face, a smile not that pretty can ruin it. Her teeth are not the most becoming but it fits her face giving her character. For her to get her teeth fix now, she would lose out on her career. If Lima is 24/25 and at the peak of her modeling career, by the time her braces would come off? 3yrs? As long as the industry does not have a problem and she is making out financially, why should she care? She probably does not.
    Is she an ugly woman? Most certainly not. The first pic listed, it appears she is talking while the pic is being taken. No one looks beautiful all the time. Everyone takes bad pics.

  31. love adriana says:

    uh, are you guys CRAZY?! she’s GORGEOUS! and these pics arent even that bad. take a look at yourself, i bet all of you arent even half as hot as this girl is. shes #1 and one of the highest paid supermodels in THE WORLD, that says it all.

  32. LimaLuvr says:

    Yeah of course u had to pic out the bad pics…u see her at the biofit uplift launch??..its more recent than this and theres not a single bad shot of her!!…then again theres always gonna be haters..*sigh*

  33. hassan says:

    adriana lima i do love you more than amazing thing called your name
    always do you think iworship you ihave no god execpit youare pretty
    more than life in smile

  34. love goddess says:

    I think she’s plain, bordering on ugly. I just don’t understand the hype over this girl. She always looks like she’s about to have an orgasm, I think that’s why people like her. Marissa Miller, Gisele, Miranda Kerr are ALL prettier than her. And I swear I’m not hatin’ or jealous!

  35. jules says:

    She looks stunning – just bad top and hair.
    whoeva started this blog is obviously v. jealous and spent ages looking 4 a bad pic 2 try n convince herself that shes not pretty. well i fink shes the most beautiful woman in the world….better than gissele n that…. but they r still beautiful.
    who wouldnt give there right arm 2 have those eyes n lips n figure n hair n skin……………………………………………………………
    but there will always b haters with nothing better 2 do.

  36. coke says:

    i am a photographer and i kinda noticed that she does have that weird smirk when she smiles –but not all the time.. and the camera must’ve captured that on this one. but in totality, i still think she is the sexiest woman on earth.. she has a very unique and tantalizing beauty too.

  37. coke says:

    exactly just like this smirk.. again..

    http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/05/02/adriana-lima-spiderman-3-premiere-at-tribeca

    i still think she is very beautiful..

  38. Lee says:

    I have honestly wanted to be Adriana Lima since I was 12. She is stunning. Everyone takes bad photos; these aren’t even that bad though. Look at other pictures of her and I’m sure you will soon be captured by her beauty. I know any girl would love to have such an exotic and mesmerizing look as her! Whoever started this is just jealous

  39. sexxx says:

    obviously they are bad pictures. Everyone takes bad pictures sometimes. She’s beautiful in general in my opinion.

  40. hekkabecca says:

    I use to think she was really gorgeous, but my opinion slowly changed over the years. her eyes weird me out. Everyone thinks she has sexy eyes, but they look overly-seductive….like she’s kind’ve always squinting them, trying too hard to look sexy. And I don’t like the color of them. too light. I’m not usually a big fan of real light-colored eyes, and the color just doesn’t look right on her.

  41. lalagg says:

    ok seriouslyy, what is so hot about this girl? I have never found her very hot or pretty, like many people make her out to be…wtf???

    crooked MANGLED mouth (not exactly pretty where i come from) HUGE face! (stuffed chipmunk cheeks) (not to pretty, again my side of the world) most peole go in to get their faces streamlined and the fat sucked out not IN! lol she need serious lipo of the whole face..

    the only thing i can say are pretty about this girl is her bod! (wow yes) nice body!!! and her blue eyes. and dark hair. ( so her coloring is wanted) other than that this girl is screaming for a “bone Streucture” makeover. ( i mean serioulsy how did she become a model with such lack of bonestructure)????? bc of her eyes??? thats pretty damn sad!

  42. amsam says:

    1 word: BOTOX that fat forehead girl! dang her face is ugly!

    she has a really wrinkled forehead

  43. damnuglyb says:

    dang in the second pic she looks like a total MAN! ewwwww. tranny face

  44. Lauren says:

    Okay, I don’t understand why almost ALL of you guys are ripping Adrianna Lima to shreds. She looks gorgeous in catalogues, and the Victoria’s Secret website, she can’t look perfect in every single picture of her. It’s pretty funny how all of you judge the shit out of her I’d like to see what you all guys look like.

  45. M says:

    Maybe s0me of you should stop hating and Look in the mirr0r

  46. I hate you jealous cunts. Shes the most gorgeous bitch on the face of this earth. Thats Adriana Fucking LIMA.

  47. love goddess says:

    You know what, it’s possible for people to say she’s average-looking without it coming from some kind of insecurity. People’s opinions and preferences can differ! Similarly, I ‘hate’ girls who say Gisele or Alessandra or Heidi are ugly in the sense that I don’t agree with them at all, but I don’t personally attack them saying they’re jealous c*** and whatnots. To me, Adriana Lima’s face screams porn, but I could not find beauty in it even if I stared at any of her photographs for hours. To be honest, I prefer my own face to hers, and I don’t think I’m incredibly beautiful or anything! That’s right, you can go call me conceited or whatever, but it’s my opinion. Sorry if it offends you.

  48. XOXO says:

    She’s sooooooooo beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. Anonymous says:

    she is very pretty. bad pics. she has the cute baby face look.

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