I Do Not Understand the Adriana Lima Thing
March 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet
Sure, she has a killer body, but look at that face!
Not hot.
Here’s Adriana being not-hot at some press conference at some fashion thing in Mexico City.
Now I’ll be quiet and you all can remind me of just how jealous I am.
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March 1st, 2008 at 4:39 am
her face looks like plastic and i don’t think she is that beautiful
March 1st, 2008 at 5:26 am
What a butterface. Yuck.
March 1st, 2008 at 5:35 am
Wow. Um. I feel pretty, at least!
In Adriana’s defense, those are certainly the very worst pictures of her I think I’ve ever seen. Was she stoned or something?
March 1st, 2008 at 8:48 am
a full-on monet for sure.
she looks like anna nicole smith but even worse.
March 1st, 2008 at 10:07 am
look at the sweatmarks under her arms. Either it’s superhot in Mexico, or this girl needs a new deoderant. Probably both.
March 1st, 2008 at 10:56 am
ewww she looks like a Sweedish man
March 1st, 2008 at 10:57 am
ewww she looks like a dyke
March 1st, 2008 at 10:58 am
ugh omg
March 1st, 2008 at 10:58 am
ok im over it
March 1st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I’d lick her sweaty armpits.
March 1st, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Her eyes are tilted wrong, put on the wrong side of her face and are UPSIDE DOWN! FReaKin’ FREaky.
March 1st, 2008 at 9:37 pm
So you took a few bad pictures out of an otherwise good collection of pictures? First one was just snapped at an unfortunate moment with her lifting her upper lip, making some face.
Look here and tell me she’s not good looking:
http://www.casperchristophersen.com/liverpool
From the exact same event.
March 2nd, 2008 at 6:30 am
She does so not look like a Swedish man!
March 2nd, 2008 at 9:04 am
oh please!! she is gorgeous!! she just doesnt take a perfect picture 100% of the time. she always looks phenomenal in victoria’s secret catalog & commercials.
her hair & make up at this event doesnt look that great on her though. her hair looks thin & its an ugly style & her lipstick is too pale.
March 2nd, 2008 at 10:22 am
She looks eerily like Anna Nicole Smith.
March 2nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
She can occasionally look like the antichrist, as evidenced by the first picture. Candids are not her forte; she always keeps her mouth open, like stupid people do, and I think she only has two or three facial expressions in total.
However, she can look uber gorgeous in professional photo shoots because they make her close her mouth and they put pretty clothes and makeup on her.
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:23 am
Anyone saw the pics ps postes from the same event? She looks amazing in those and they’re candids.
March 2nd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
she looks like jordan in these pics
March 2nd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
yall are soooo fuckin jealous it’s pathetic! i bet any of ya that say she isn”t “that” good lookin would trade lives with her in a heartbeat! buncha haters
March 2nd, 2008 at 6:32 pm
I checked out a bunch of other pictures of her, besides the ones here. And yes, she can look very pretty, I’d love to look like her. But there is just something very odd with her eyes….like they are going to roll back any second or something. I only saw one or two photos that werent creepy like that. VERY STRANGE.
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:38 pm
The first picture looks sexy~~~Does she have got married? I found some pictures of her at Rich romances.com. I am just curious~~~
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:41 pm
She looks like Anna Nicole Smith
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:57 pm
I never thought she was attractive but these are definitely bad photos of her.
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:37 am
I’d stay a few miles away when there’s a full moon. I can hear her howling already.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:09 am
No Beet, you are right. This bitch is just a sweaty butterface.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:13 am
OK ok I looked here http://www.casperchristophersen.com/liverpool
and as long as shes not smiling with all teeh exposed she looks hot, and her eyes aren’t even creepy, those are just hideous shots.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:26 pm
lol these pics freaked me out when i looked at them
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
OMG is it just me or she just look like a tanend anna nicole smith??????
March 4th, 2008 at 3:45 am
I think they are just really unfortunate photos… but anyway she looks damn hot when she’s walking down the runway in her underwear and really who the hell is looking at her face then??
March 4th, 2008 at 10:17 am
She has a very pretty face, this is obvious but beauty is subject to interpretation. I think the main thing is, though a person can have a beautiful face, a smile not that pretty can ruin it. Her teeth are not the most becoming but it fits her face giving her character. For her to get her teeth fix now, she would lose out on her career. If Lima is 24/25 and at the peak of her modeling career, by the time her braces would come off? 3yrs? As long as the industry does not have a problem and she is making out financially, why should she care? She probably does not.
Is she an ugly woman? Most certainly not. The first pic listed, it appears she is talking while the pic is being taken. No one looks beautiful all the time. Everyone takes bad pics.
March 30th, 2008 at 6:19 am
uh, are you guys CRAZY?! she’s GORGEOUS! and these pics arent even that bad. take a look at yourself, i bet all of you arent even half as hot as this girl is. shes #1 and one of the highest paid supermodels in THE WORLD, that says it all.
April 4th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Yeah of course u had to pic out the bad pics…u see her at the biofit uplift launch??..its more recent than this and theres not a single bad shot of her!!…then again theres always gonna be haters..*sigh*
April 19th, 2008 at 2:06 am
adriana lima i do love you more than amazing thing called your name
always do you think iworship you ihave no god execpit youare pretty
more than life in smile
May 8th, 2008 at 12:49 am
I think she’s plain, bordering on ugly. I just don’t understand the hype over this girl. She always looks like she’s about to have an orgasm, I think that’s why people like her. Marissa Miller, Gisele, Miranda Kerr are ALL prettier than her. And I swear I’m not hatin’ or jealous!
June 8th, 2008 at 6:57 am
She looks stunning - just bad top and hair.
whoeva started this blog is obviously v. jealous and spent ages looking 4 a bad pic 2 try n convince herself that shes not pretty. well i fink shes the most beautiful woman in the world….better than gissele n that…. but they r still beautiful.
who wouldnt give there right arm 2 have those eyes n lips n figure n hair n skin……………………………………………………………
but there will always b haters with nothing better 2 do.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
i am a photographer and i kinda noticed that she does have that weird smirk when she smiles –but not all the time.. and the camera must’ve captured that on this one. but in totality, i still think she is the sexiest woman on earth.. she has a very unique and tantalizing beauty too.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
exactly just like this smirk.. again..
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/05/02/adriana-lima-spiderman-3-premiere-at-tribeca
i still think she is very beautiful..
July 8th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
I have honestly wanted to be Adriana Lima since I was 12. She is stunning. Everyone takes bad photos; these aren’t even that bad though. Look at other pictures of her and I’m sure you will soon be captured by her beauty. I know any girl would love to have such an exotic and mesmerizing look as her! Whoever started this is just jealous
July 13th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
obviously they are bad pictures. Everyone takes bad pictures sometimes. She’s beautiful in general in my opinion.
July 14th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I use to think she was really gorgeous, but my opinion slowly changed over the years. her eyes weird me out. Everyone thinks she has sexy eyes, but they look overly-seductive….like she’s kind’ve always squinting them, trying too hard to look sexy. And I don’t like the color of them. too light. I’m not usually a big fan of real light-colored eyes, and the color just doesn’t look right on her.
July 27th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
ok seriouslyy, what is so hot about this girl? I have never found her very hot or pretty, like many people make her out to be…wtf???
crooked MANGLED mouth (not exactly pretty where i come from) HUGE face! (stuffed chipmunk cheeks) (not to pretty, again my side of the world) most peole go in to get their faces streamlined and the fat sucked out not IN! lol she need serious lipo of the whole face..
the only thing i can say are pretty about this girl is her bod! (wow yes) nice body!!! and her blue eyes. and dark hair. ( so her coloring is wanted) other than that this girl is screaming for a “bone Streucture” makeover. ( i mean serioulsy how did she become a model with such lack of bonestructure)????? bc of her eyes??? thats pretty damn sad!
July 27th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
1 word: BOTOX that fat forehead girl! dang her face is ugly!
she has a really wrinkled forehead
July 27th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
dang in the second pic she looks like a total MAN! ewwwww. tranny face
August 25th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Okay, I don’t understand why almost ALL of you guys are ripping Adrianna Lima to shreds. She looks gorgeous in catalogues, and the Victoria’s Secret website, she can’t look perfect in every single picture of her. It’s pretty funny how all of you judge the shit out of her I’d like to see what you all guys look like.
August 30th, 2008 at 4:53 am
Maybe s0me of you should stop hating and Look in the mirr0r
September 15th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I hate you jealous cunts. Shes the most gorgeous bitch on the face of this earth. Thats Adriana Fucking LIMA.
September 19th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
You know what, it’s possible for people to say she’s average-looking without it coming from some kind of insecurity. People’s opinions and preferences can differ! Similarly, I ‘hate’ girls who say Gisele or Alessandra or Heidi are ugly in the sense that I don’t agree with them at all, but I don’t personally attack them saying they’re jealous c*** and whatnots. To me, Adriana Lima’s face screams porn, but I could not find beauty in it even if I stared at any of her photographs for hours. To be honest, I prefer my own face to hers, and I don’t think I’m incredibly beautiful or anything! That’s right, you can go call me conceited or whatever, but it’s my opinion. Sorry if it offends you.
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:55 am
you guys: http://home.comcast.net/~speedyturkey/nothitit.jpg
October 1st, 2008 at 11:19 am
She’s sooooooooo beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 pm
she is very pretty. bad pics. she has the cute baby face look.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Ha #47 I’m sure you think your face is prettier than Ms limas keep lying to yourself because nobody else thinks it is. Why don’t you post a picture for us? Its seriously hilarious how jealous people are of this girl because none of you are even close to be being as scary gorgeous as she is. I find this chick on myspace who is a dead ringer for her an jolie http://www.myspace.com/aerozeppisthesex this chick is hot!
October 17th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
You all are too cute,you really are.It’s amusing how the WOMAN that posted this is 99.9%% likely some fat dyke sitting in the dark of her 1960’s styled condo.
Are not aware of how disgustingly GORGEOUS Adriana Lima is????Victoria’s Secret hired only the elitely beautiful,oh but since shes in VS that must mean nothing,right?She is absolutely perfect,and I had the honor of meeting her once,shes a total sweetheart if I might add.
EVERYONE takes a bad picture once in a while,even models.
So why don’t you get over yourself and YOU try modeling while going through poverty and an ill mother for over 12 years.
Also,why don’t you visit a treadmill instead of bashing on her,and probably all the other beautiful women you bash because of such envy you hold.
Butterface?My ass.
http://adrianalima.home.att.net/lingerie/original/lingerie034.jpg
October 24th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I think she is very special and pretty!! Whats happened if your boy flirted with her, or want sit all day long with her and drink beer?? You only laughing because its the same as when your boy sit and have fun with his friends..? (boy friends, not girl. Yo know!! She looks like swedish man..) ohhh my God, i would freak out and be scared!!
Its good ve are looking different everyone! The world are going crazy! We must start be more nice with each other!!
Of course every one have different taste.. But someone thinks she looks like a man??? Come on girls!! You are very hard for different girls now, i think!! If i can choose,- I want look like myself, only a little bit more pretty!
Good luck everyone.. Hello from Norway.. (From girl that is not very pretty and not very ugly either. ..but have very bad english
October 30th, 2008 at 11:12 am
LEAVE ADRIANA LIMA ALONE!!!! YOU FUCKING BLOODSUCKERS, I’LL BET YOU’RE ALL FAT, PASTY PALE BITCHES!!!
November 13th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
spending your time being jealous,and angry that you will never look like that?/
you see people that are secure and happy with theselves dont go out of their way to put other people down about their looks
especially when they are beautiful supermodels ,,,
dumb ass
November 17th, 2008 at 12:50 am
damn, there are quite a few jealous bitches on here! lol
she’s usually very gorgeous. i just don’t understand that pose. and her teeth aren’t her best asset
she is NOT a butterface by any means however
November 18th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
She is one of the prettiest girls in the world, she wouldn’t be a Victoria Secret Angel if she was ugly. Everyone has their days when they are not picture perfect…but Adriana Lima is drop dead gorgeous hands down.
November 21st, 2008 at 8:54 pm
SHE IS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN NEVER DENIES HER BEAUTY!!!!! SHE IS THE MOST TANTALIZING, GORGEOUS, PRETTY, TALENTED WOMAN!! SHE DAMN GORGEOUS!!!!!! TOO HOT TO HANDLE!!!!!
November 25th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Are you serious. get over yourselves. EVERYONE has their not-so-perfect-picture moments. F*ck you guys need to talk about something other than Models and their Bad Moments.
November 28th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
It makes me really sad that she is so pretty, neeeh..I don’t think I’m jealous of her though. Maybe of her body, because I have an awkward body and hers is perfect. But I dunno. She’s really fuckin pretty and my boyfriend is in love with her, basically. So it’s kind of upsetting. Oh and by the way, she doesn’t have a butterface, and theses pictures don’t make her ugly. Cameras can do weird things.