In her first post-rehab interview, Lindsay Lohan says a whole lot of nothing to Glamour magazine. This interview is such a snoozefest.

“I’m fine being alone during the day, but I hate being alone at night. I like having friends around me, but now I’d much rather be at home,” she says, pointing out that she now suddenly has more hours of the day to fill, which she tries to do by writing in her journal and watching TV. “That’s not to say I’ll never go to a club again,” she says, “because I’d be lying.”

Finally, asked what she believes is the biggest misconception others have about her, Lohan replies, “that I don’t have my head in the right place. That, and probably that I’m not a good person … because actually I am.”

Boooooooooooooring.

I wanna hear about the relapse, Linds!!!

Angelina Jolie continues to cover up that potential baby bump as she attends the Santa Barbara film festival, where she received the award for outstanding performance of the year for A Mighty Heart, that feel-good 9/11 flashback film that no one saw because we still fucking remember the real thing.

Lindsay spent her Super Bowl Sunday doing some grocery shopping, then hit up Sunset Plaza for some shopping.

I wonder how many of those bags are filled with liquor.

Check out Paula Abdul’s pre-game performance of “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow.”

Lynne Spears hits the camera of a paparazzo who’s trying to get all up in her face.

I guess there’s no need to stay together for the kids anymore.

In the wake of the news that Lily Allen’s pregnancy ended in miscarriage, she and boyfriend Ed Simons have decided to call it quits.

This is so sad.

My heart goes out to Lily, and I wish her all the best.

This is genius. Like everything she does.