Like Mother, Like Daughter
Monday, February 4th, 2008
Lynne Spears copes with her pain by hitting up an LA Starbucks.
One daughter pregnant at 16, one hospitalized with a severe case of batshit crazy.
I think I’d need way more than coffee.
Archive for February, 2008
Waiting for Rehab
Monday, February 4th, 2008
Mischa Barton and a friend of indiscriminate gender — seriously, is this a guy or a girl? And why did s/he steal my sunglasses in third grade? — chill in LA after having lunch at Joan’s on Third.
Boobies!
Monday, February 4th, 2008
Kendra Wilkinson demonstrates some of her finer qualities at the Taste Lounge in Scottsdale, AZ.
It’s funny — this girl is never photographed with Hef these days. Holly and Bridget stick by his side, but Kendra’s always off doing her own thing. I think it’s just a matter of time before she goes her own way for good.
I ::Heart:: My Ugly Husband
Monday, February 4th, 2008
After catching the fashion shows at Bryant Park, Ellen Pompeo and her fugly hubby, Chris Iverson, leave the Waverly Inn in NYC.
It must be true love!
What Is Woody Harrelson Smoking?
Monday, February 4th, 2008
It’s anyone’s guess!!
Heath Ledger’s Family Leaves LA to Bury Him in Australia
Monday, February 4th, 2008
The family of Heath Ledger returned to Australia last night, where they plan to bury Heath in a family plot with two of his grandparents at Perth’s Karrakatta Cemetery.
Ledger’s father Kim, mother Sally and older sister Kate were among a family group of about 15 people who flew out of Los Angeles last night bound for Tullamarine Airport.
Their departure was conducted in a military-style operation overseen by the Australian Consulate, with police and private security staff jostling with a small group of waiting media.
A representative from the Australian Consulate oversaw the delivery and check-in of the group’s luggage, two hours before the family arrived at LAX in luxury 4WDs.
Ledger’s parents appeared exhausted and sombre as the family was quickly ushered straight through a security check-point.
RIP, Heath.
Holly Madison Says She and Hef Are Trying for a Baby
Monday, February 4th, 2008
2008 is the year to do it!
It’s baby year!
Never one to buck a trend, Holly Madison says she and Hef are trying for a baby.
“There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!” she told Usmagazine.com at Playboy’s Ninth Annual Super Saturday Night bash in Arizona.
Does she mean by having sex? I can’t imagine Hef has a single usable sperm at this point. I can just picture his little swimmers, wearing bathrobes, smoking pipes and sauntering up Holly’s vaginal canal, pausing every now and again to nap.
Hopefully he froze a bunch of them a long time ago.
