She was supposed to be in the UCLA psych ward for 14 days, but, somehow or other, Britney has weaseled her way out.

She was released shortly before noon.

What the hell????

Grey’s Anatomy stars Ellen Pompeo and Eric Dane — along with their significant others, Rebecca Gayheart and Chris Ivery — enjoy the Michael Kors show at NYC Fashion Week.

Katie Rees, the former Miss Nevada who was stripped of her crown after some incriminating photos hit the web, was arrested this morning in Las Vegas for allegedly assaulting a police officer.

Rees was pulled over shortly before 3:00 AM for a traffic violation. According to Las Vegas police, when they attempted to arrest her, “she became physically aggressive towards the officer.”

Cops told TMZ that they were just going to cite Rees, but when she lost her shit, they took her in.

I think someone else needs to be sentenced to rehab.

Oh, wait, I forgot. Rehab’s not cool anymore. Send her to a psych ward!

On the heels of the revelation that Heath Ledger died as the result of an accidental overdose of about a billion different prescription drugs, the DEA has announced that they will be looking into how Heath obtained so many different prescriptions.

It’s like Anna Nicole all over again.

I hope heads are going to spin.

The new place to see and be seen is your local hospital’s psych ward.

Following in the famous footsteps of Justin Chambers and Britney Spears, Delta Burke checked herself into a psychiatric hospital last week, voluntarily.

She’s seeking treatment for symptoms of depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder and “hoarding.”

Sheesh, doesn’t anybody just go to rehab anymore?

“Inside an American Tragedy.”

That’s some pretty heavy stuff.

And I like how the very dead Heath Ledger has to take second billing to a very alive, very crazy Britney Spears, who is, apparently, the true tragedy here.

“We remain humble as parents and a family, among millions of people worldwide who may have suffered the tragic loss of a child. Few can understand the hollow, wrenching, and enduring agony parents silently suffer when a child predeceases them. Today’s results put an end to speculation, but our son’s beautiful spirit and enduring memory will forever remain in our hearts.

While no medications were taken in excess, we learned today the combination of doctor-prescribed drugs proved lethal for our boy. Heath’s accidental death serves as a caution to the hidden dangers of combining prescription medication, even at low dosage.

Our family enjoyed an extremely happy two week visit with Heath just prior to the New Year. Those recent precious days will stay with us forever. We as a family feel privileged to have some of his amazing magic moments captured in film. To most of the world Heath was an actor of immeasurable talent and promise. To those who knew him personally, Heath was a consummate artist whose passions also included photography, music, chess and directing. We knew Heath as a loving father, as our devoted son, and as a loyal and generous brother and friend.

We treasure our beautiful granddaughter Matilda (to our dear Michelle) as well as an unbelievably wonderful network of close friends, forever, around the world. Families rarely experience the uplifting, warm and massive outpouring of grief and support as have we, from every corner of the planet. This has deeply and profoundly touched our hearts and lives. We are eternally grateful.

At this moment we respectfully request the worldwide media allow us time to grieve privately, without the intrusions associated with press and photography.”