“I’m going on record as an artist who is able to critique [Amy Winehouse]. I think she has a great talent, but I don’t agree with the Grammys giving her those nods. I think it sends the wrong message, that even in the midst of her stupor of drugs she can get nominated for all these awards. It’s a slap in the face to musicians and artists who work very hard that they turn around and give it to someone who really obviously doesn’t have a grasp of what she has. I’ve been in this business over 25 years and I sacrificed five years of my own life on drugs and almost lost my life because of it. So I take great offence to almost see someone getting glory out of being in the position that they’re in – she needs to get her life together and embrace her craft, she will lose it if she doesn’t get it together.”

- Natalie Cole, at the Grammy Awards

In the midst of all the Britney insanity, some of us have lost sight of what’s really important in this world: Jamie-Lynn Spears’ 16-year-old ass is still pregnant.

She made her second “public” appearance since announcing her pregnancy, as she took her puppy to the vet on Friday and photogs got snaps of her.

On Saturday and Sunday, JLS went out with her baby-daddy, Casey Aldridge, despite persistent rumors that the two have split. Hand-in-hand, they went to a convenience store Saturday. JLS rocked a white Heineken beer T-shirt (always desperate to be a good role model!) that showed the faintest hint of her growing stomach.

The next day, she and Casey ran errands, stopping to kiss every now and then.

Check out Amy Winehouse’s Grammy performance live via satellite from London.

People are saying she was loaded — I disagree. I mean, she may not be stone cold sober here, but she’s not trashed. She seems unsure of herself, almost like she’s uncomfortable being this damn sober on the stage.

Amy took home five Grammys last night, including the Best New Artist title.

You’re supposed to visit the Renaissance Festival, silly. Not eat it.

I’m sure Kat Von D is trying to make some manner of statement by showing up at this post-Grammy party looking like she just escaped from the set of a cheesy horror flick, but I don’t know what it is.

Maybe it’s “Your children should be in bed, and nowhere near me.”

Maybe it’s “And you thought clowns were scary?”

Maybe it’s “If my boots were any higher, I would be having sexual intercourse with them.”

I mean, seriously, is it just me, or does she look like she’s got a penis poking out of those pants?

Weird, weird, weird.

I kind of do, vaguely. They had some TV show on one of those cable channels and then they split up and he made out with Paris Hilton and she threw a drink with Paris Hilton and basically called her a herpes-infested whore on camera and threw a divorce party in Las Vegas and then they reconciled and split and reconciled and at some point we all realized we had way better things to do with our lives than care about these two?

Anyway, they’ve officially divorced.

“No, I’m no longer with her,” Barker said over the weekend at the 5th annual Roots Jam benefiting Rock the Vote at West Hollywood’s Key Club. “We were actually divorced a few days ago.”

So whatever. Now you know.

Marcia Cross — now with more clothes! — enjoys a day at an LA park with her twin daughters, Eden and Savannah.

Olsen Twins in training!!!

Nicole Richie rocks those post-pregnancy titties at a party in Los Angeles to celebrate L.A. Reid.

That dress is horrendous, but her boobs sure do look great.