Bobby Trendy heads out of Villa Lounge in Hollywood after a long night of, um, somehow smearing his lip gloss.

That’s nice.

Check out the video of Barron Hilton’s release from jail last night.

Dakota Fanning has dropped out of the film she was to star in with her kid sister, Elle, My Sister’s Keeper. In the film, Dakota and Elle were to play on-screen sisters in the story about a young girl who sues for emancipation from her parents after she learns she was only conceived as a genetic match for her sister who is dying of some illness.

The role would have required Dakota to shave her head, which she reportedly refused to do, and she took her sister with her.

Seriously? They couldn’t have just gotten her a bald cap?

Dakota will be replaced by Abigail Breslin, and Elle will be replaced by Sofia Vassilieva.

Barron Hilton finally got bailed out of the Malibu jail he’s been in all day.

No word on who posted bail. Barron left through a side entrance, shielded by a jacket, and was driven away in a GMC Acadia by three peers:— two girls and one boy.

Parents Kathy and Rick Hilton were not seen.

Barron will be arraigned on April 14 in Malibu. And because he was charged with a felony (possessing a fake California license), he’ll have to be there. He could possibly face jail time.

WOO HOOOOOOOOOO!

Update: It seems like Barron’s bail was posted by his friends, after he begged his sister Paris for the bail money and she told him that he had to learn his lesson. His buddies showed up at the jail with $2000, assuming the Sheriff would take the 10%, but unfortunately only a bail bondsman does that. So they went to find a bail bondsman, paid him the $2000, and returned to the jail to retrieve Barron.

Dayum! I should have thought to do that.

Little Miss Grammy Winner leaves a London hotel with friend Blake Wood in tow.

You know what?

She actually doesn’t look like a crackhead here. She looks almost — what’s the word I want? — nice. Healthy. Alert. Or — dare I say it? — sober.

Whatever you’re doing, Amy, keep it up, dear.

Brit-Brit went shopping at Miss Sixty on Melrose with her mother and a friend before hurrying off to her standard NoHo dance studio.

At least her mother’s nearby!

Maybe next she could find the time to swing by a salon and have someone do those poor nails. My fingertips hurt just looking at her.

Miley Cyrus doesn’t know how to use a seatbelt.

Jamie-Lynn Spears doesn’t know how to use a condom.

They’re both typical teenage mistakes, but Miley would rather you focus on her friend Jamie Lynn’s right now, so she’s happy to share her thoughts on Jamie’s pregnancy. “She’s now really excited, so I’m proud of her,” says Miley. “I think she’s done the best she can.”

Hooray teenage pregnancy!

More of it! More of it!

Ah, the fabulous lives of the Hilton children.

An additional count has been added to Barron’s recent arrest: using a fake California drivers license.

His bail’s been raised to $20K, which, as I understand it, his parents are still refusing to pay.

NO MERCY!