The day has finally arrived!
Early this morning, in Long Island, NY, Ms. Jennifer Lopez gave birth to a healthy baby girl and, 11 minutes later, a healthy baby boy.
The twins are as yet unnamed.
“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” says Jen’s manager.
Congrats to the happy couple!
What?
It is.
This trailer doesn’t blow my mind, honestly, but I’m gonna see the film, because it’s kind of like the Star Wars movies: you don’t have to like them. But you have to see them. It’s un-American not to.
At a pre-Oscar celebration honoring director Nikita Mikhalkov.
“Sonically, I don’t know that we’re going down any path that’s crazy. I’m not trying to be cool, I’m not trying to be hip. I’m not trying to do anything other than sing stuff that I’m good at.”
Clay Aiken, whose new album is expected to be released in May.
And, like, I know what “sonically” means, but when I saw that word I just couldn’t shake the thought of Clay Aiken coming out to my car to take my order for a cherry slush and a Coney dog. I can’t stop laughing at that.
Isaac Hanson — the one that looks like a horse — and his wife are expecting their second child.
They already have a 10-month-old son!
Isaac’s 27 and his wife, Nicole, is 24.
Jesus Christ. I’m almost 26 (I got a medical report from a doctor today in which I was identified as being “25 and 11/12 years of age” and I was like “Holy shit, am I that close to 26?” and the truth is that, yes, yes I am, but they didn’t need to point it out like that, ya know?), and the overwhelming responsibility of juggling blogging with raising three small cats is practically crushing me. Maybe if I married a washed-up boy-bander I’d find the inner strength to raise two babies.
I wish them all the best of luck.
Natalie Cole — outspoken critic of Amy Winehouse — arrives at a fundraiser for the Women’s Cancer Research Fund wearing animals that I certainly hope were, before their deaths, used to test some manner of cancer treatment.
I know, I know, it’s great that Natalie Cole is showing up to support breast cancer research.
But, really, what else does Natalie Cole have to do these days?
She could have skipped that coat.
I mean, she looks good for being 105 years old, but did one of face lifts accidentally move her left eye a full inch above her right?
Has it always been like that?
I did some research, and the answer is a resounding no.
In this picture, from 1981, her left eye is decidedly lower than her right.
All that plastic surgery has actually resulted in her eyes switching positions on her face. Like, by entire inches.
Love it. Love it. Love it.
I mean, from a height perspective, it would just work better, doncha think?
Tom, Katie, Will and Jada all attended the very first annual Black Women in Hollywood luncheon on Thursday.
And while I’m all about recognizing the work of black women in Hollywood, I also think the surest way to make such an event not about black women in Hollywood is to have Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise there. I mean, I guess it means people like me are writing about it, but, in all honesty, I saw these pics of Tom & Katie and thought to myself, “Hm, I want to use these pictures. Now I just have to figure out a way to involve black people, too, or I’ll take shit for writing about a Black Women in Hollywood luncheon while running a photo of Tom Cruise.” But you know what? That’s what everyone is going to do.
Thoughts?
