I Have an Ali Larter Obsession
February 28th, 2008 by Evil BeetSo I know I haven’t been whining about it much lately — it’s been a conscious and strenuous effort — but I’m still sick. My life has become rather small. I sleep, I blog, I eat oranges and cereal, and I watch DVDs of Heroes. In fact, today was notable because I managed to drive my car for the first time since Friday. My dad wasn’t home and I absolutely had to have a chicken sandwich from Burger King. I was in no condition to drive, but I had no choice. So I hauled my ass out to my car and drove the three miles to the nearest Burger King. I nearly passed out from the effort, but it was totally worth it. Definitely the most exciting moment of the past week for me. And I was talking to my boss on the phone yesterday, and I told him I hadn’t showered in like four days and he was like “You should shower” and I was like “I know, it’s on my To-Do list for today,” and he’s like, “Wow, your life isn’t very exciting right now, is it?” No, no it isn’t.
But back to Heroes. I never watched it when it was on TV, but I’ve become totally hooked on the DVDs. I’m about halfway through the first season right now, and I’m absolutely obsessed with Ali Larter. I always thought she was a cutie — Blonde Ambition, anyone? — and she has a body for which I would happily shoot a homeless man, but she’s also, it turns out, an extremely talented actress. I just think she’s phenomenal on that show. She’d be my new lesbian crush, but she’s a little old for me.
Also, she’s engaged.
Here she is at the Ungaro show in Paris with fiance Hayes MacArthur. Check out the bling.
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February 28th, 2008 at 5:19 am
Hang through the second season, it’s not as fast action as the first but it’s still good.
February 28th, 2008 at 5:31 am
you should watch american outlaws, it’s a really entertaining movie. she’s in that, plus you’ve got the added bonus of colin farrell. mmmmmmmmmmm… colin farrell.
February 28th, 2008 at 7:47 am
but she sucked in varsity blues except the whipped cream bikini was a hit im sure
February 28th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Beet, if you were a lesbian you would totally be a player. Keep healing. I’m off to get a chicken sandwich from B.king.
February 28th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Oranges are very good for you, Beet, but, Ali Larter not so much.
February 28th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
ps. i really enjoy her too, however i must point out that she kind of has man hands…
February 28th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Adore Miss Larter! Even in Final Destination!
February 29th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
blah blah blah blah BORING ASS BITCH!
March 19th, 2008 at 10:16 am
I am so in love with Ali. She is so hot. Beet I agree with you, she would be my lesbian crush if she wasn’t older than me. Not to be weird or anything but I own everything that Ali has done from movies to interviews. I also bought season 1 of heroes. It is so awesome and she is so hot, I was so hooked that I finished the whole dvd set in 2 days w/o sleeping.