You Know It’s a Slow News Day When I’m Writing About Naomi Campbell’s Cyst
February 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Honestly I had hoped to avoid bringing you this story — it bores me to my core — but there’s really not much else going on today, so the gossip world has hurled itself into this Naomi-Campbell-has-a-cyst story.
Yes, it’s true.
Naomi Campbell had a cyst, and it’s been removed.
The American Heritage Dictionary defines “cyst” as “an abnormal membranous sac containing a gaseous, liquid, or semisolid substance.”
I know you guys are thinking the same thing I am: They took out Naomi Campbell’s entire brain?
“I cannot reveal what Naomi had, nor how serious her condition was, but I can say I operated on her yesterday, that everything went smoothly and that she is completely cured and walking in her room,” said the doctor in Brazil who operated on her.
Ugh, I have a cyst, too. Its name is Naomi Campbell. Can someone in Brazil please remove my cyst and then issue a fucking press release on a slow news day?
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February 26th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
maybe that was what caused her to abuse people?
February 27th, 2008 at 8:47 am
the cyst was removed by a gynaecologist and she received treatment for infectious diseases
got it?
February 28th, 2008 at 10:25 am
yuck but did she throw her cell phone @ anyone
November 12th, 2008 at 2:44 am
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