Pamela Anderson Seeks Annulment
February 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet
So I ran into an old high-school classmate at a party a couple of months ago. I hadn’t really seen her since high school. She’d married her high-school sweetheart after nearly a decade of dating, but the marriage itself was short-lived; they separated after only two months, and decided to make the split permanent soon after. She’d ended up getting an annulment just weeks before I saw her, and, after downing an entire flask of vodka in one swig (very impressive), she bemoaned the absence of a spot for annulments on the “Marital Status” field of assorted forms. “They have ’single,’ they have ‘divorced,’ they have ‘widow,’” she complained. “Why isn’t there an ‘annulee’ field? I’m not a divorcee, I’m an annulee!” I dunno, maybe you had to be there — or maybe you had to be there with vodka — but we laughed for like 20 minutes about that. Maybe because, in a situation like that, there’s not much else to do but laugh your ass off with the people who knew you before life became so complicated.
Anyway.
Pamela Anderson is tired of being a divorcee and ready to become an annulee. She’s filed for an annulment of her marriage to Rick Salomon, citing “fraud” as the reason, with no further explanation.
This oughtta be good.
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February 26th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
why is it that the rest of the world always knows before she does? lol
that would be clue #2 … clue #1 would be his exploitation via sex tape, herself being a former victim and successful lawsuit winner in the same situation.
baffling. the silicone must be cutting off circulation to her brain.
February 26th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
“Fraud”. Ha ha ha, she’s so cute. I used to hate her for being a brainless backseat bimbo, but this is delicious and entertaining. <3
February 26th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Ooh–was the annulle Sarah?
February 27th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Can’t we call God or her parents and have Pamela herself annulled?
February 28th, 2008 at 10:23 am
you cant annul anal warts good luck with that you guys
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Just FYI for anyone who might possibly care…
The difference between an annulment and a divorce is that an annulment makes it so that, legally, the marriage never happened, whereas a divorce acknowledges the marriage occurred, but ends it.
If someone was married, but got it annulled, then they’d legally be considered single.
Pam’s probably doing it to protect her $$$$….if she has any….which, really, who knows?
March 5th, 2008 at 11:00 am
NO TALANT SKANK THAT SAYS IT ALL !!!!
March 5th, 2008 at 11:02 am
STOP GETTING FUCKIN MARRIED BITCH YOU CAN’T HOLD ONTO A MAN AFTER THEY ARE AROUND YOU 4 AWHILE AND SEE YOU FOR WHAT YOU REALLY ARE SLLLLLLLLUUT.
March 5th, 2008 at 11:04 am
PUT THOSE FAKE TITS AWAY GOD WE ALL HAVE SEEN ENOUGH OF THEM HOLY FUCK NOBODY CARES HO…