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Mariah Carey: “Touch My Body” Video Clip

February 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet


We’ve come a long way from the “Fantasy” days, Mariah.

A long way down.

The only redeeming quality about this video is that the guy from 30 Rock is in it.


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12 Responses to “Mariah Carey: “Touch My Body” Video Clip”

  1. dodohead Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    i can’t think of anything to say to this.

  2. Abbi Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    I think she’s an unnecessary addition to the video XD

  3. JK aka Mr. NYC Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    She’s hottt in a crazy kind of way.

  4. Alan Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    To put it politely, I think that Mariah gets off teasing the male sex organ with her nipple slips, upskirts, see-through and deep cleavage blouses, ultra-short skirts, micro-mini bikini photos and nipples poking through sweaters. Just get naked and get it over with.

  5. Jen Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    she is way to old too dress like that

  6. april Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    aaaaahhhh…. i just hope she doesn’t want the rest of the world to think of her as a serious singer….
    can anybody …please… help her to wake up and tell her that she is NOT in her twenties any longer
    wow… and i thought britney fell low… what is that suppose to be!?!?!

    and who the F… thinks her sexy?!?!?

  7. johntavious norman Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 8:18 am

    to tell you guys the truth…i really dont like the video…but i’m LOVING that song!!!

  8. Slouchy Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Mariah, honey. You’re 37 now. The “schoolgirl look” is not for you.

  9. Savvywithyou Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    ok. to everyone saying shes too old….thats a load of crap. shes gorgeous. and her body is still amazing even though shes 37.

    and hunnay, any look can be for her, including the schoolgirl look. :)

  10. Gabby Loks Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    Damn this woman here is HOT and Highly Talented…Please don’t compare her to Unfitney Spears…And yes she does look HOT in the school girl look!!

  11. Samy Benna (le vrai gars) Says:
    August 11th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    i’m dribbling and slobbering…

  12. Samy Benna (le vrai gars) Says:
    August 11th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    By the way, what did she say at the end to the computer guy: “[something] is killing me(…)” ?
    anyone can help?

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