In Case You Missed It
February 26th, 2008 by Evil BeetCheck out Janet Jackson performing “Feedback” on Good Morning America.
This is, like, the most boring song ever. The only good part comes at 2:30 when she sings the line “My swagger’s serious / I’m heavy like a first-day period.” Seriously, I will listen to this song over and over again just for that line. Will someone graduating high school this year please make that their senior yearbook quote? Please? For me? I totally would have done it for you. If I’d ever been a senior in high school. Which I wasn’t. Because I dropped out after sophomore year. And look at me now, motherfuckers!!! You all thought I’d end up flipping burgers, but instead I run a celebrity gossip blog whose primary source of traffic is people searching for “Lindsay Lohan naked” on Google Image search. So put that in your fancy high-school-graduate pipe and smoke it.
But I digress.
Also, I have to hand it to Janet: that outfit is a phenomenal I’m-hiding-the-weight-gain ensemble. Jessica Simpson’s stylists should take note.
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February 27th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
she stole that period line from missy elliot.
February 28th, 2008 at 10:24 am
*yawn*
March 13th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Hate her all she sings about is sex maybe because she not getting any she’s such a whore her whole family are weirdos