Britney Spears Is Slowly Shedding Her Human Skin
It’s beginning, people.
Britney Spears’ precarious mortal cloak is at last unraveling.
In these revealing photographs taken of the “pop star” (read: “alien being”) as she leaves “Millenium Dance Studios” (read: “the mothership”) one can clearly see her human face beginning to peel away.
All those years of trying to act like a human being have finally taken their toll.
We all knew this was coming.
The aliens are on their way, my friends, and Britney Spears is their messenger.
I recommend you all tin foil your windows and stay inside for the foreseeable future. We’ll have updates as they become available.
February 26th, 2008 at 3:12 am
Holy Shit. She’s molting.
February 26th, 2008 at 3:52 am
That’s what happens when reporters and gossipers are always on your back, 24/7! If people would leave her be for once, maybe she might come back to “normal”. Put yourself in her shoes before you start bashing her.
February 26th, 2008 at 5:03 am
I did not know that the paparazzi could make your face peel off…so if they leave her alone it’ll stop? What is it, the flashbulbs?
Seriously, tho, either she’s in major need of a facial or she’s simply not matching her foundation to her skin tone.
February 26th, 2008 at 6:16 am
It’s called layers and layers of spray tan without exfoliating… gross. Lindsay Lohan has been having that issue too. Seriously, get a facial.
February 26th, 2008 at 6:16 am
Oh, and I mean a facial from a professional, not from a dude. I know, I know, I shouldn’t have to clarify… but it is Britney.
February 26th, 2008 at 7:06 am
omg i just want to exfoliate her!
okay i want someone else to exfoliate her!
February 26th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Nothing any red blooded American can’t handle.. Spray her with a mixture of purifed water, squirt of dawn dish soap, vinegar and a teaspoon baking soda and she’ll melt.
February 26th, 2008 at 8:18 am
OK .. so we’re going on about her skin issues ..( spray tan meets Clearasil) .. and we are going to just gloss over her catastrophically developing GIRTH?
February 26th, 2008 at 8:59 am
hello skin cancer…
February 26th, 2008 at 10:30 am
is she turning into some kind of snake?
February 26th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Brittany is such a disaster. It would be to her advantage to cocoon for about five years and then reappear. This is too much.
February 26th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Maybe she’s peeling from having a fever. Or cholera.
February 26th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Maybe she’s losing her spray tan.
February 26th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
maybe she is just losing her tan and she is peeling
February 26th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
nast.
February 27th, 2008 at 10:10 am
maybe she had makeup on and all the sweat ran down over it, i’ve see that happen. or maybe she got an acid peel. no big deal
February 27th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
You know, if she’s pregnant it could be something called chloasma or melasma; both are changes in pigmentation that usually appear sometime between the first and second trimester…
February 28th, 2008 at 11:35 am
for the love of god look in the mirror britney
March 13th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
I work in health care. This is a outlayer skin fungus. she needs to go on medication for a couple months. It would clear it right up. I actually have a sister who got it. It can be caused by extreme over exposure or also stress. sometimes your skin can just develop it… Just to let you know. I am about 98% sure. I have seen quite a few of these infections in my life. sad fact is all the medication you take with it can not be taken with any alcohol or drugs… shes screwed…