Pick Me! Pick Me!

February 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Oh, God, this is so wonderful!

Paris Hilton is getting yet another reality TV show.

“The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend,” a source tells Usmagazine.com. “Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust.”

The untitled project – expected to be picked up by either MTV or VH1 – will be her second foray in reality television. Hilton’s The Simple Life, costarring pal Nicole Richie, aired from 2003 to 2007.

The new show is “going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life,” the source tells Us.

OMG OMG OMG.

Are they holding auditions for this in LA?

Will somebody please find out what it will take for me to be on this show? Seriously? I will sleep with anyone I have to. I need to be on this television show. I am officially calling in every favor ever owed me. Every second-rate field producer I ever banged for coke back in my party-girl days better be on his damn iPhone figuring out what it’s gonna take to get me on this show. I will be Paris Hilton’s new best friend.


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13 Responses to “Pick Me! Pick Me!”

  1. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Will they show her picking up Valtrex re-fills?

  2. marke says:

    Paris is so beautiful and rich. I love her. A source says she posted a profile at Richromances .com where many wealthy celebrities and beautiful people are looking for matches.

  3. Ashley says:

    I would pay to see you on this show too, it would be a freakin dream come true!!! :)

    How pathetic is it they have to have a show to find someone to be this girl’s friend? I wouldn’t put it past her to post in that spam shit above! haha

  4. Aurora says:

    I still cant get over the pics of her and Jared macking in Utah…. WHY JARED WHY?????

  5. cuddlesmcgee says:

    How to win..? Those not found on the list with the requirements of toxic friends should not apply.

    http://love.ivillage.com/fnf/fnffightfriends/0,,nxwf,00.html

  6. roxmahsox says:

    wat she needs is someone to bitch slap her not a new friend… yikes i hope her new best friend can get horny on demand… lol :) still…..

  7. Snacky says:

    My version of this new reality show would have Paris being killed off in voilent, spectacular ways … 5 days a week.

  8. Snacky says:

    My version of this new reality show would have Paris being killed off in violent, spectacular ways … 5 days a week.

  9. Snacky says:

    so embarassed. mis-spelled violent.

  10. Persistent Cat says:

    Who else is offended by the term “chick drama?” Just perpetuating the myth that women can’t be friends, etc….

  11. Yuk says:

    She should pick Brooke Hogan.

  12. jill Says: says:

    STUPID SPOILED WHORE

  13. Lisa Gentile says:

    omg I would do the same thing if I would be so rich and famous like Paris .. I think it will be very funny! *smile*

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