Yes Britney Got to See Her Boys
February 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet
I know I’m like a full day and a half late with this news but, in case you haven’t heard, I have cholera.
I am currently going through a rare and precious period of consciousness, so I’m trying to get you guys all caught up with the important things in this world, like Britney Spears, before I fall back into another 24 hours of weird cholera dreams. Seriously, are dreams extra weird when you have cholera? I am having the weirdest dreams, and I’m having a LOT of them. I think it’s the special kind of dreaming you do before you die of cholera. I want to write a book of poetry about the dreams I am having lately. I want to call it “Dreams You Have Before a Painful Cholera Death,” but I think Jewel already used that title.
Anyway, Brit-Brit got to spend three glorious, closely-monitored hours with her two sons in her Studio City home on Saturday.
No one was hospitalized as a result, and thus the endeavor was considered a glowing success.
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February 25th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Not funny..
February 25th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Hey Evil Beet! This is one of the few countries where cholera is almost unknown…who what when where and why?
February 25th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Was Britney” fully clothed” as they say?
February 25th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Joy! If only all racists got cholera and died! This is a dream come true.
I hope you don’t get better. 