When Did Calista Flockhart Become a Senior Citizen?
February 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet
I mean, is it just me, or did she look ooooold at the Oscars? Is Harrison Ford contagious? Does anyone who spends too much time around him just get old?
Remember when she was that perky, quirky Ally McBeal? When she barely seemed old enough to have gone to law school? Was that fifty years ago? Did we even have color TVs back then? Who were her co-stars? Mickey Rooney and Shirley Temple?
I’m such a bitch.
In my defense, though, I have cholera. I mean, based on the cholera research I’ve done during the past five minutes, I’ll probably only survive a few more hours. Still, though, I bet I outlive Calista.
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February 24th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
What?!? This is the best she’s ever looked. Her hair is really cute and original.
February 25th, 2008 at 4:06 am
Well, she IS almost 40…doesn’t that make her a senior citizen on this site?
February 25th, 2008 at 4:09 am
yikes, actually she IS a senior citizen…age 43!!
February 25th, 2008 at 8:07 am
I don’t think she looks bad at all.
February 25th, 2008 at 8:24 am
oh boy! just wait till you turn 40! It won’t seem so old then! I’m just laughing so hard. I’m 46 and best shape of my life and you can’t beat the wisdom of age! You poor things.
February 25th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Calista doesn’t have enough body fat to plump up her wrinklies.
February 25th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Mr. Ford is hitting her with the 90 yr old cock.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
lmaoooo. she did look a little older then usual