No, Seriously, Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant
February 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet
First off, I have to express my thanks to Lars and Evil T. They have been amazing about posting and staying on top of things as I have moved seamlessly from one personal crisis to the next this month. They no longer work for me and I no longer pay them, and they have been doing this purely out of love for me and all things gossip, and I am immensely grateful.
That said, when I saw T’s post about Angelina Jolie’s baby bump, my reaction was the same as some of yours: this is sooooo Photoshopped. That is the fakest-looking damn baby bump ever. I was like, “Where the hell did T find that ridiculous fake photo?” After some research, I discovered the answer: she found it using the WireImage subscription I had specifically instructed her to use.
Yes, folks, that’s a real photo.
To drive home the point, I’ve included here several additional photos from the same event.
She’s either pregnant, or she has the most unfortunate tumor I’ve ever seen.
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Hahaha @ the tumor comment. Aaah, I guess it’s true then. Well, I’m happy for them.
She is nice Momma~~But I am a little uncomfortable to view some photos of Brad on Richromances .com where celebrities and wealthy guys are talking about it. What is he looking for over there?
please get better beet so the spammers can get that ass whipping they so richly deserve
I wonder who’s the baby daddy? Looks like Robert Redford is the lucky stud…
Damn her vagina gets its fair share of workouts.
maybe the baby is growing fast and maybe she has been prego for longer then we know about it
My Dad had pants like that – in the 70s
I LOVE YOU BRAD YUM YUM
All I know is that Angelina Jolie is one of the sexiest and most beautiful women on the planet ! If you have any doubts, check out my gallery of HOT pics of her at:
http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/02/angelina-jolie.html
Cheers !