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No, Seriously, Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant

February 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet


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First off, I have to express my thanks to Lars and Evil T. They have been amazing about posting and staying on top of things as I have moved seamlessly from one personal crisis to the next this month. They no longer work for me and I no longer pay them, and they have been doing this purely out of love for me and all things gossip, and I am immensely grateful.

That said, when I saw T’s post about Angelina Jolie’s baby bump, my reaction was the same as some of yours: this is sooooo Photoshopped. That is the fakest-looking damn baby bump ever. I was like, “Where the hell did T find that ridiculous fake photo?” After some research, I discovered the answer: she found it using the WireImage subscription I had specifically instructed her to use.

Yes, folks, that’s a real photo.

To drive home the point, I’ve included here several additional photos from the same event.

She’s either pregnant, or she has the most unfortunate tumor I’ve ever seen.

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9 Responses to “No, Seriously, Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant”

  1. Horse Marine Says:
    February 24th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    Hahaha @ the tumor comment. Aaah, I guess it’s true then. Well, I’m happy for them.

  2. marke Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 2:18 am

    She is nice Momma~~But I am a little uncomfortable to view some photos of Brad on Richromances .com where celebrities and wealthy guys are talking about it. What is he looking for over there?

  3. snow ball Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 8:49 am

    please get better beet so the spammers can get that ass whipping they so richly deserve

  4. Mr. Ed Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    I wonder who’s the baby daddy? Looks like Robert Redford is the lucky stud…

  5. JK aka Mr. NYC Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Damn her vagina gets its fair share of workouts.

  6. iiirene Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    maybe the baby is growing fast and maybe she has been prego for longer then we know about it

  7. Slouchy Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    My Dad had pants like that - in the 70s

  8. jill Says: Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    I LOVE YOU BRAD YUM YUM

  9. Slappy Says:
    May 23rd, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    All I know is that Angelina Jolie is one of the sexiest and most beautiful women on the planet ! If you have any doubts, check out my gallery of HOT pics of her at:

    http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/02/angelina-jolie.html

    Cheers !

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